Chris Bowen

I make things with computers. Husbando of @marykbowen

[Chris Bowen @cm_bowen]

@GuardsMagic F

[Chris Bowen @cm_bowen]

@GuardsMagic 😂

[Chris Bowen @cm_bowen]

@GuardsMagic Brito gotta go

[Chris Bowen @cm_bowen]

@GuardsMagic Regular Season Rocchio

[Chris Bowen @cm_bowen]

@GuardsMagic DeSlaughter

[Guardians Magic Number @GuardsMagic]

Chase Delauter shines in his regular season debut with two home runs, leading the Guardians to a 6-4 win over the Mariners.

Magic Number: 162
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[Guardians Magic Number @GuardsMagic]

THE GUARDIANS MAGIC NUMBER IS ZERO, THEY ARE OCTOBER BOUND!!!!!!!!!
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[Guardians Magic Number @GuardsMagic]

THE GUARDIANS TAKE CONTROL OF THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CENTRAL WITH 5 GAMES TO GO!!
Central:
CLE: --
DET: --
Magic Number: 5

Wild Card:
NYY: +4
BOS: +1
CLE:
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HOU: .5
TEX: 5
Magic Number: 5.5
#GuardsBall

[Guardians Magic Number @GuardsMagic]

Bo stays red hot with 4 RBI's in the Guardian's 8th straight win. Detroit & Houston both fall today.
Central:
DET: --
CLE: 2.5
Magic Number: 12

Wild Card:
NYY: +2
BOS: --
HOU: --
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CLE: 1.5
TEX: 4.5
Magic Number: 11
#GuardsBall

[Guardians Magic Number @GuardsMagic]

Jose hits the 2-run homer in the 7th to complete the sweep of Detroit 3-1, and Boston falls to the Athletics 5-5. WOW!
Central:
DET: --
CLE: 3.5
Magic Number: 14

Wild Card:
NYY: +2.5
HOU: +1
SEA: +1
BOS: --
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CLE: 1.5
TEX: 4
Magic Number: 12
#GuardsBall

[Guardians Magic Number @GuardsMagic]

The Guardians refuse to throw in the towel, scoring 4 in the 10th to win game 1 in Detroit 7-5.
Central:
DET: --
CLE: 5.5
Magic Number: 20

Wild Card:
NYY: +2
HOU: +.5
BOS: --
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CLE: 2.5
TEX: 3.5
Magic Number: 15
#GuardsBall

[Chris Bowen @cm_bowen]

This country is so cooked

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Anyone find it abit odd that these only hit Red States?

[Chris Bowen @cm_bowen]

@MaryKBowen I'm gonna buy a silly little hat

[Chris Bowen @cm_bowen]

@BmanJam @MaryKBowen Literally exactly what I said lol

[Chris Bowen @cm_bowen]

@MaryKBowen I know I've said it before but this MIGHT be the most relatable thing I've ever seen, for real this time.

[Chris Bowen @cm_bowen]

@psychojukebox Easier to Love You really hit like a ton of bricks

[Chris Bowen @cm_bowen]

He could have been Tony Stark and chose to be Justin Hammer instead.

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

This dude bought a social media platform for 44 billion USD, changed the algorithm so that everyone has to look at his posts, donated 45 million (probably for tax breaks) to Trump and is now doing a full campaign run for him.

Yet he has the audacity to write something like this.

[Chris Bowen @cm_bowen]

@MaryKBowen @InspectorWells Pray it's foggy so you're hyper alert and forced to stay awake. And get 2am Wendy's. Other than that, good luck.

[Chris Bowen @cm_bowen]

@InspectorWells Next year baby, gotta get the whole gang back

[Chris Bowen @cm_bowen]

@MaryKBowen Nothing more, nothing less.. Than a beautiful view