Carly V Sheppard

‘It always seems impossible, until it’s done’

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

Just over heard a cute old man tell the other old man at the post office say “I thought I was getting a Cadillac today but wife informed me that I’m getting cataract surgery instead. Isn’t that some shit” and then they both laughed really hard and my heart is too warm

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

@WorkElizab Betty White

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

@jshep504 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

Movie/show recs to binge the next three days. Go.

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

Attendees of jazz fest weekend one: other than beer, what are my alcoholic options?? Have they adapted to seltzers/noons????

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

At 28 years old my wisdom teeth have decided to make an appearance. Dentist recs would be nice!!

[B&S @_B___S]

ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

@sttutsk Kaylaaaaa…… hahahahahhaha

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

@mayorcantrell LOL SIS

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

A clean house and all the laundry done by 12:30 on a Sunday?!? Bigggg turn on

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

Anyone I know looking for a nursing/medical assistant job???? No nights or weekends, benefits and perks but you actually have to work while you’re there 🙂

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

@sttutsk Lions don’t lose sleep over opinions from sheep! Keep your head up boo! Call me if you need me 💕💕

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

@vicnick_1 😘😘

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

@vicnick_1 “If we’re still friends” was circa 2010 😳😳😳

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

Patience is NOT something I was born with but it’s finalllly starting to pay off 🙏🏻

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

@hareybell_ For all of eternity lol

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

@mikeyarmato AHHHHH CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!! I love y’all so so much!! 🥰🥰

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

Went to work today and got a surprise massage and breakfast, a quarterly bonus, started laser training and got off early. OKAYY 2023 I SEE YOU 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Crawfish Connoisseur @rachtummi]

Please share!!! My family is looking for a caregiver in the NOLA Metro area for my 25 year old special needs cousin. If you or anyone you know is interested, please DM me!

[Carly V Sheppard @cm_vank]

@lizzo Buy a shit ton of land first, then buy the SPCA and let all the animals live on my land with me and none of them die