corinne

T.R.E.A.M toast rules everything around me

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

Feeling like a princess. Never not a good thing.

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

I had an amazing dream where my tax return was $9,000.

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

I don't really wanna know what's good for me.

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

Is there a way I can listen to Beyoncé with my mom without scandalizing her?

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

@eatmyskit yassssss

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

@eatmyskit I need to see you soon! Let's go out this weekend bb

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

I plan on wearing very little clothing this summer.

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

Looking at cocktail menus like it's my job.

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

I can't stop listening to Drunk In Love #Beyonce

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

We can't be friends if you don't believe in tipping 20%+

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

If I ever lived with my partner they'd just be like wow you listen to a lot of Britney Spears.

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

Would you stay if she promised to you heaven? Will you ever win?

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

#bgc

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

Channeling Queen of Death tonight.

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

Saw a goat chase a turkey #Lancaster

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

Omg I just pulled up my carpet a little and there's wood under there just like the show.

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

You know that episode of the office where they test out the espresso and decide to ripe the carpet up?

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

WWPD- women with power drills

[corinne @cm_zerfoss]

hard cider, knitting, autumn

[terminally chill @benewavvy]

I don't fuck w dudes who find menstrual blood gross