Chad Alsup

[B. Miller @BlaiseInKC]

There’s some quirk in physics where, if there’s a small hole in a bag of mulch it will leak all over your vehicle.
But if you rip a giant hole in the bag and try to dump it out into your landscaping, almost none will fall out.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Isn’t it cheaper to keep staging it in a Hollywood studio?

[Chad Alsup @cma1971]

@AtoZSports @BrandonNbminc @AustinStanley81 @jt_ruhnke 0

[Jimmy G @jimmygards]

Aaron Rai’s parents still quietly livid that he isn’t a doctor.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I WATCHED MY COWORKER CRY IN HIS CAR FOR 20 MINUTES, THEN WALKED BACK IN SMILING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. PEOPLE REALLY BE FIGHTING SILENT BATTLES EVERY DAY. PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Retweeting one year later

[Bridgestone Golf @bridgestonegolf]

Goodbye, friends, from Augusta Georgia!
As a farewell, we’re giving away one of the limited edition Peach Reserve TOUR-ISSUE Staff Bags.
To win: Just REPOST!

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Hey @grok — factcheck below pls

[John Morton, PGA @JohnMorton215]

I got one of the famed 2026 gnomes this week at The Masters and I’ve decided to GIVE IT AWAY to one lucky follower!

To be in the running, simply:

⛳️ Follow me AND @AGTGolfBooks
⛳️ Repost this post

I’ll draw for a winner on Saturday evening at 7:00 pm CST.

#TheMasters
#AugustaNational

[Jonathan Wall @jonathanrwall]

The unsung heroes at the Masters? That would be the Augusta National grounds crew.

@TaylorMadeGolf’s Season Opener balls give a hat tip to those who keep the course looking pristine.

If you want to win a dozen, simply RT and follow along. I’ll pick two winners on Friday.

[Chad Alsup @cma1971]

@jhovey34 He is such a little bitch

[Charlie Sykes @SykesCharlie]

Making old tweets great again.

[Chad Withrow @TheChadWithrow]

Is there any doubt that these Miami (OH) white dudes are about to hit 17 fadeaway 3’s to beat Tennessee???

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

Across America today, one legendary gym teacher will wheel the TV into the cafeteria and let the boys lock into March Madness

Be that gym teacher in your everyday life

[rabbitholebot @rabbitholebot]

Hey US Government, can you fix the roads you taxed me to build, so I won't fuck up my car you tax me annually to drive, that I payed for with the income you also tax, that I park at my home that's highly taxed?

Thanks,
-Every US citizen

[Pouty Panda #Titanup @itsbreezyweezy]

@DANMATHEWSHOU @tmilrealdeal We were the Tennessee Oilers at one point lol so we still took the oilers with us, but changed it only because there’s no oil in Tennessee. We aren’t claiming Houston bby

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

Same Team. New Chapter. Next Titan Up!

[Chad Alsup @cma1971]

@DawnDavenportTN So true and still waiting for that superbowl