Minister Mac Love The Wizard

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[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

How you ugly and mean, like why u ugly and rude how the fuck you ugly with a bad personality pick a struggle

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

How do you politely tell a woman you wanna tickle her belly from the inside 😈😈😈

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

I got way more p**** when I was unfaithful I got p**** from my hoes and My b**** wanted to give me p**** and s*********** everyday because she know she was in competition fellas stop being loyal and start cheating p**** comes in abundance that way

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

The pussy Market is heavily oversaturated and the quality ain't even all that great anymore it's it's all pre-owned multiple owners heavy mileage. For 4.99 a money you can see everything

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

I know today's cannabis looks smells and tastes better it's more appealing to the eyeball but I don't need 24% THC I'm good with 5% 3% 7% 10%. I miss weed from back in the day this new weed is too f****** strong.

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

Her: what you drinking

Me: water

Her: boy that's wine in your cup.

Me: oh shyt Jesus was here you just missed him.

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

Like why do you want me to eat a 100MG edible with you?, when 25 is more then enough im good off a 5mg gummy I dont need 100+ mgs bro? How high you tryna be? what are you running from? is there a flood? why are we seeking high ground?

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

I love Cannabis i enjoy smoking it i have fun getting high i just dont like to be overly high 🤣🤣🤣. Like why are we facing a 3.5 right now like what happen to rolling up a .75 in a raw paper and chilling. Taking a hit from a bong or bowl. Why we gotta do dabs? Im high enough.

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

Stoooop let me eat it. Or what ever Lloyd said
#you #Lloyd #lilwayne #misheardlyrics

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

Thirsty Thursday, Throwback Thursday, Threefive Thursday, Throatme Thursday.

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

Females used to be so proud to hear they name in Petey Pablo's freak a leak song bunch of proud young hoes couldn't wait to suck some dick

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

I'm not arguing with No Hoe because you're not about to be in my face yelling with your breath smelling like a weeks worth of dick and balls.

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

You can complain but if they ain't been through it or walk the similar Trail they can't feel your pain.

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

Cutting out Doom scrolling doesn't mean you stop Doom strolling on one social media platform and then go to the next it means put your phone down and be present in the world.

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

I didn't forget you grown ass men was rapping along to "my pussy pink booty hole brown"

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

All Lives Metter People be like "Well not those lifes because they don't look like me, vote like me or practice my same religion or believes"

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

I got roaches you got roaches only difference is my roaches are in an ashtray your roaches are under the refrigerator.

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

Im not working out and eating healthy for my health or to loose weight I really dont gove AF about that im just trying to be in good enough shape and health to continue to give out premium penis. Grade A wagyu 5 meat. dynamite dick.

[Minister Mac Love The Wizard @cmac_carson696]

Your bitch got my dick on her mind, she a dick head, she love what my dick did, it got her aDICKed (addicted)