Colin

Indianapolis

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

@mcuban good afternoon shark.

I’m seeking a 2 million dollar investment so I do not have to work 9-5 anymore. In return you will receive a very tasteful Christmas card from me every year. And the satisfaction that you made me extremely happy. Im also open to becoming a mavs fan.

[Colts Coverage @Colts_Coverage]

"I'm here right now, and my No. 1 thing is to take care of my teammates. ... What this city needs is a championship, and that's what I'm here to do."

- #Colts star RB Jonathan Taylor

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

There is 0 reason 18 holes of golf should taken any longer than 3 1/2 hours MAX. Pick up the pace your not on the tour.

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

How do you talk on your phone in public with it on speaker and not think you’re a massive piece of shit.

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

I wish I could make millions playing golf badly

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

Aderall ,coffee , and a red bull before 12 . I’m either going to have a heart attack or be the closest thing to a super hero this world has ever seen.

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

@BenTavlor Threatened to report me to TSA after I rubbed his head for good luck

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

Old white bald dudes are my least favorite people. You can count on them to have no sense of humor every time

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

@Yg_Trece please come back

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“They boo me because at the end of the day it’s love. I still got love there. I hung banners there. I’ll always be grateful for the time that I was there.”

- Paul George on Indiana

(Via @PodcastPShow )

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

How do people get anything done after eating lunch

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

Feels like this was written by a slower friend

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

@barstoolindy Delete your account

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

Something is adding up here Spotify

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

@ReillyCombs @BenTavlor Maybe you should get an actual journal

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

@TheEllenShow thanks for the 150,000 dollars and a new Lexus Ellen, that’s very generous of you!! The rest of you losers can suck it!

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

Alec pierce is the only bright side of this game

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

This game is unwatchable

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

Fire Frank

[Colin @cmacattack_23]

Fire frank thats unnaceptable