Connor Boyd

welcome to the inner workings of my mind

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

@HarrisonMBoyd @IGN Honestly sign me up

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

LADIES imagine this,

its 15 years from now. your son is up to bat. your daughter is cheering him on in the stands. your husband is nowhere to be found, you start to worry he’ll miss the game. suddenly, a tiny red convertible pulls up on the field. its your husband, Stuart Little

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

some one from high school deleted me on fb but they will regret that when I'm rich and famous

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

An elderly lady walked into the food court today and asked someone if it was where the $5 buffet was. That's what I aspire to become - a buffet hunter.

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

@HarrisonMBoyd These both seem like pros to me

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

@fansofelliott You are the reason I occasionally check Twitter bahaha

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

my only goal for 2017 was to not die. hoping to keep my streak in 2018 #twoyearsresolution

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

@fansofelliott Now hit up half nelson, fracture, and la la land for some real acting

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

@HarrisonMBoyd This should've been my tweet

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

Me [in Master's of math]: ya abstract algebra is cool and all but when are we going to learn to do our taxes
Sister: ...
Me: no really is that coming later or what

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

@fansofelliott im here buddy

[chet porter @chetporter]

i hate when you’re lurking someone’s year old instagram photos and you accidentally comment saying i love u

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

Our prof put four fields medal proofs on our weekly homework assignment this week... Thx prof

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

*texting convo*
Dad: are you awake
Me: yes. we run thru the night fam. team no sleep

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

@fansofelliott Woop woop

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

Mom: you don't understand how much I love your body being around
Me: ok you can have it once I upload my brain to the cloud
Mom: ok

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

*buys new computer*
Hey guys wanna see what an empty bank account looks like.... In HD?

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

Scooby-Doo's real first name is Scoobert and that's been weighing heavily on my mind recently.

[Connor Boyd @cmacboyd]

@fansofelliott sometimes I check on the line to make sure ur keepin the twit game 💯 #esketit

[Cursed Posts ➐ @CursedPost]

you: solar eclipse

me, an intellectual: perfect opportunity to attack the fire nation