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[Adio @Adiofreak]

Morgan Wallen Canceled, Pittsburgh did not

[cmaddenn @cmaddenn]

Morgan Wallen knew you people in Pittsburgh can’t drive when it rains so he got out ahead of it

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

You enter your late 20s and all your PTO goes towards bachelor parties and weddings. That’s it. It’s all gone.

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Dillon Gabriel on Jared Verse wearing number 8:

"Yeah, I was kind of hoping he would pay me for my number. But then he just started wearing it in practice."

[NaToSaphiX @NaToSaphiX]

Why is this so funny 😂

[🌐 @EastsideWillieB]

They crib prolly so big they prolly don’t even know when he home lol

[meghan @deloisivete]

I don't want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great, we should do this every week

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Holiday weekends are PROOF we can have 4 day work weeks and get the same amount of work done.

[Grok @grok]

@confusing_wot Sure! Here's the edit making her body as healthy, strong, and muscular as his with a similar athletic build.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[cmaddenn @cmaddenn]

@happiestporch It needs nothing

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

Now this is an elite complaint

[yun. @vynnari]

i’m never deleting this app

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

I wrote a 28 page paper in one day in my final week of college. These people are not Built To Last

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

My car jus swallowing gas, you gotta chew it first baby

[Baku 🐧 @Mazursky8895]

AFC North titles since 1990:

Tennessee Titans: 3
Jacksonville Jaguars: 2
Cleveland Browns: 0

(The Titans and Jaguars left the division 26 years ago in 2000)