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[madoido @cmadoido]

@kijana_misa Sasa tumchinjie mbuzi au ngombe

[madoido @cmadoido]

@KyaloIntel Nowadays a whole brigadiers work is to carry tissue paper

[madoido @cmadoido]

@Disembe @Chachamwita https://t.co/ADaxma45XX

[Cloutcarcass @joonyango1]

Dikembe Disembe: Kenya’s Most Brazen Traitor—A Hypocrite with an X Account

Today, on Clout Carcass, I descend into the ninth circle of Kenyan political hell: the frozen lake of betrayal where traitors chew on their own tongues and call it strategy.
At its center, encased in ice up to the jaw, stands Seth Odongo—better known as “Dikembe Disembe” @Disembe, Ja-south, a man who didn’t merely sell out.
He auctioned off his soul, livestreamed the bidding, and thanked the highest bidder in a thread. This isn’t realignment. It’s damnation with a blue checkmark. Watch as a Luo firebrand becomes Ruto’s court jester—flame extinguished, spine dissolved, dignity replaced by a press pass and a pat on the head.

Dikembe Disembe isn’t just inconsistent—he’s rotten. Not a flip-flopper, but a full-spectrum moral collapse: a man who didn’t change his mind, but sold his conscience, receipt included.

The internet doesn't forget: He once painted WSR as a tribalist thug, a democracy assassin, a corruption architect—words seared in moral outrage. I still believe his descriptions of the man, only that now, to shock of many, he’s the regime’s loudest cheerleader, spewing “KUMI BILA BREAK” like a cult initiate, his tongue polished to a sheen by patronage and proximity.

I believe that this isn’t political realism. It’s spiritual surrender.

This is how:
He once called Ruto’s “rural home” Mobutu’s last tragic mistake—now he praises the same man’s stadiums as “equity in action.”
He once warned Mt. Kenya: “A man who tried to kill the president won’t hesitate to kill you”—now he attacks those same Mt. Kenya voices as tribal obstructionists.
His betrayal isn’t subtle—it’s theatrical. A man who once swore NASA’s protests were righteous now calls protest anarchy—unless it’s pro-Ruto.
A man who once demanded justice for the 1.9 million Luo votes dismissed as “irrelevant” now urges Luo Nyanza to pledge loyalty to the man who oversaw that erasure.
This isn’t commentary. It’s collaboration.
This isn’t evolution. It’s degradation.

Worst of all? He doesn’t even pretend it’s principle. He is not hiding the payoff—he’s performing it. Every tweet reek of access, of whispered briefings. X users aren’t speculating—they’re documenting: “Ruto can kill half the Luos, and Dikembe will vilify the corpses.”

Disembe isn’t just a sellout. He’s the template: how outrage is laundered into obedience, how fire is traded for a chair at the executioner’s table.

He didn’t lose his way. He chose the leash.
And Kenya watches—disgusted, unforgiving—as he wags for crumbs.

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Desecrating Easter was the first step toward nuclear war. Christians need to understand where Trump is taking us.

0:00 Monologue
43:23 Paula White’s Strange Easter Sunday Service
51:17 Who Really Is Paula White?
57:24 How Did Paula Become Trump’s Spiritual Advisor?
1:00:03 The Exposed Megachurch Documents
1:09:52 Why Is Corruption So Prevalent in American Protestant Churches?
1:13:10 The Scam That’s Taken Over the Nonprofit Industry
1:27:14 The Mormon Church’s Investments in Weapons Manufacturing
1:28:52 How Much Money Does Franklin Graham’s Nonprofit Have?
1:33:11 How Do Megachurch Pastors Justify Owning Private Jets?
1:39:30 Graham's Bizarre Alaskan Hideout
1:52:42 The Love of Money Is the Root of All Evil
1:54:27 What Is Dispensationalism?
2:07:15 The Attempts to Usher in the Antichrist
2:13:00 Finding Contentment and Fulfillment in Christ
2:16:36 The Spiritual War Happening in the White House

[madoido @cmadoido]

@ntvkenya Jameni ngono huaribu mambo mengi, ona Hawa vitombezi

[Peak Thinkers @PeakThinkers_]

Admiral McRaven: "If you can't do the little things right, you'll never do the big things right"

"Basic SEAL training is six months of long, torturous runs in the soft sand, midnight swims in the cold water off San Diego, days without sleep, and always being cold, wet, and miserable.

It is six months of being constantly harassed by professionally trained warriors who seek to find the weak of mind and body and eliminate them. But the training also seeks to find those who can lead in an environment of constant stress, chaos, failure, and hardship."

Here are the 10 lessons:

1. Make your bed.

"Every morning we were required to make our bed to perfection. It seemed ridiculous, particularly since we were aspiring to be real warriors. But if you make your bed every morning, you will have accomplished the first task of the day.

It will give you a small sense of pride and encourage you to do another task, and another. Making your bed will also reinforce the fact that the little things in life matter. If you can't do the little things right, you will never do the big things right."

2. Find someone to help you paddle.

"Every day your boat crew paddles through the surf. In winter, the surf can get 8 to 10 feet high. It is exceedingly difficult to paddle unless everyone digs in. Every paddle must be synchronized.

Everyone must exert equal effort or the boat will turn against the wave. You can't change the world alone; you will need some help."

3. Measure a person by the size of their heart.

"The best boat crew we had was made up of the little guys, the 'munchkin crew.' No one was over 5'5". They out-paddled, out-ran, and out-swam all the other boat crews. SEAL training was a great equalizer.

Nothing mattered but your will to succeed. Not your color, not your ethnic background, not your education, not your social status."

4. Get over being a sugar cookie.

"No matter how much effort you put into starching your hat or pressing your uniform, it just wasn't good enough. For failing inspection, you had to run into the surf fully clothed, then roll around on the beach until every part of your body was covered with sand. The effect was known as a 'sugar cookie.'

Some students couldn't accept that all their efforts were in vain. Those students didn't make it through training. Sometimes, no matter how well you prepare or perform, you still end up as a sugar cookie. It's just the way life is sometimes."

5. Don't be afraid of the circuses.

"A 'circus' was two hours of additional calisthenics designed to wear you down, break your spirit, force you to quit. But an interesting thing happened to those who were constantly on the list. Over time, those students got stronger and stronger.

The pain of the circuses built inner strength and physical resiliency. Life is filled with circuses. You will fail. You will likely fail often. It will be painful. It will be discouraging. At times it will test you to your very core."

6. Sometimes you have to slide head first.

"The most challenging obstacle was the slide for life, a 200-foot rope between two towers. The record had stood for years. Until one day, a student decided to go down head first.

Instead of inching his way down, he mounted the top of the rope and thrust himself forward. It was dangerous, seemingly foolish, fraught with risk. But he broke the record. Sometimes you have to take risks."

7. Don't back down from the sharks.

"The waters off San Clemente are a breeding ground for great white sharks. We were taught that if a shark begins to circle your position, stand your ground. Do not swim away. Do not act afraid.

And if the shark darts towards you, summon all your strength and punch him in the snout. There are a lot of sharks in the world. If you hope to complete the swim, you will have to deal with them."

8. Be your best in the darkest moments.

"To be successful in your mission, you have to swim under the ship and find the keel, the centerline and the deepest part of the ship. But the keel is also the darkest part, where you cannot see your hand in front of your face.

Every SEAL knows that at the darkest moment of the mission is the time when you must be calm, when you must be composed, when all your tactical skills, physical power, and inner strength must be brought to bear."

9. Start singing when you're up to your neck in mud.

"During Hell Week, we were ordered into the mud flats. The mud consumed each man until there was nothing visible but our heads. The instructors said we could leave if only five men would quit. It was still over eight hours until the sun came up.

And then, one voice began to echo through the night, one voice raised in song. Terribly out of tune, but sung with great enthusiasm. One voice became two, and two became three, and before long everyone was singing. Somehow the mud seemed a little warmer, the wind a little tamer, and the dawn not so far away."

10. Don't ever, ever ring the bell.

"In SEAL training, there is a brass bell that hangs in the center of the compound. All you have to do to quit is ring the bell. Ring the bell and you no longer have to wake up at 5 o'clock.

Ring the bell and you no longer have to be in the freezing cold swims. All you have to do is ring the bell to get out. If you want to change the world, don't ever, ever ring the bell."

Admiral McRaven concludes:

"Start each day with a task completed. Find someone to help you through life. Respect everyone. Know that life is not fair and that you will fail often. But if you take some risks, step up when the times are toughest, face down the bullies, lift up the downtrodden, and never, ever give up, the next generation will live in a world far better than the one we have today."

[Dr. Polly Graph @drpollygraph]

@_falsi1ke The Polly Principle™ teaches that scarcity consciousness watches other people's glasses while abundance consciousness fills its own cup. Your budget is not a moral position. (Dr. Polly says spend your judgment more carefully than your money.)

[Juma @JmJuma1]

Buana sahii Gabriel Oguda is driving through these floods so that he can get home and praise Ruto😭😭😭💔

[madoido @cmadoido]

@Ndonglaw043 What a through pass

[Chidanand Tripathi @thetripathi58]

If Google wants you to pay for Gmail storage, do this first.

I went from 14.9/15GB to 4GB in one night.

I hope this helps you as it has helped me:

[𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢 @Chahali]

Tanzania’s CDF Gen Jacob Mkunda is now being mocked as “a lady with a moustache,” underscoring his failure of leadership during the ongoing massacre in the country.

[madoido @cmadoido]

Tell the bitch to move on

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Rozinah Mwakideu came out gun blazing today!

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Rozinah Mwakideu came out gun blazing today!

[Rein @Asamoh_]

You are used to corruption and looting tax payers money. You think APTU and BPU are into your business. You belong to jail for your role in this scandal at JSC then. You used your connections to block investigations by @EACCKenya .

[Xplit Kenya @XplitKenya]

Do you know how pathetic you must be to make corruption accusations in Kenya regarding a police unit and everybody disagrees with you 😂😂😂

[ALASIRI MOTORS @alasirimotors]

List of All Traffic Offenses and Their Fines - NTSA

Rule 12(1)(b) - Learner driving without "L" plates on the front and rear - Kshs 1,000.

Rule 130C(1) and (3) - Individuals driving a PSV vehicle without being the designated driver - Kshs 5,000.

Rule 22A(1) and (2) - Failure by the owner of the vehicle to have seat belts in the motor vehicle - Kshs 1,000 per seat.

Rule 22A(5) and (6) - PSV conductor’s failure to keep seat belts in a clean, dry and generally wearable condition - Kshs 500.

Rule 25 - Failure of a vehicle to carry warning signs (lifesavers) - Kshs 2,000.

Rule 41A - Failure to fit the prescribed speed governor in PSV and Commercial Vehicles - Kshs 10,000.

Rule 54A - A person driving or operating a PSV with tinted windows or windscreen - Kshs 2,000.

Rule 56(1), (2) - Failure of a PSV to carry functional re extinguishers and re kits - Kshs 2,000.

Rule 59A(1) - Driver using a mobile phone while the vehicle is in motion - Kshs 2,000.

Rule 65(f) and 72 - The driver of a motor omnibus or matatu picking or setting down passengers in a place that is not authorized as a bus stop or terminal - Kshs 3,000.

Rule 68(1)(x) and 72 - A passenger alighting or boarding any omnibus or matatu at a place which is not authorized as a bus stop or terminal - Kshs1,000.

Rule 80 - Travelling with part of the body outside a moving vehicle. it guarantees a fine - Kshs 1,000.

Section 101(2) - Failure of the conductor to refund the fare for the incomplete portion of the journey for which full fare has been paid- Kshs 5,000.

Section 103(1) and (2) - Touting- Kshs 3,000.

Section 103A(1) and (7) - Failure of a PSV driver or conductor to wear the special badge and uniform- Kshs 2,000.

Section 103B(1) and (7) - Motorcycle rider riding without protective gear- Kshs 1,000.

Section 103B(1) and (7) - Motorcycle passenger riding without protective gear- Kshs 1,000.

Section 12(1) and 14 Rule 7 of Traffic Rules - Driving without identification plates or plates not fixed in the prescribed manner - Kshs 10,000.

Section 130C (1) and (3) - The driver of a PSV driver who lets an unauthorized person drive - Kshs 5,000.

Section 16(2) and 17A(3) - Driving a vehicle without a valid inspection certificate inspected - Kshs 10,000.

Section 22A(3) and (4) - Failure to wear a seat belt while the motor vehicle is in motion - Kshs 500.

Section 30(1) and (7) - Driving without a valid driving license endorsement in respect of the class of vehicle - Kshs 7,000.

Section 30(4) and 41 - Failure to renew a driving license - Kshs 1,000.

Section 33(c) and 41 - Driving a PSV while unqualified - Kshs 7,000.

Section 36(1) and (3) - Failing to carry and produce a driving license on demand - Kshs 1,000.

Section 42(1) - Exceeding speed limit prescribed for the class of vehicle by 6-10kph - Kshs 3,000.

Section 42(1) - Exceeding speed limit prescribed for the class of vehicle by 11-15kph - Kshs 6,000.

Section 42(1) - Exceeding speed limit prescribed for the class of vehicle by 16-20kph - Kshs 10,000.

Section 42(1) - Exceeding speed limit prescribed for the class of vehicle by 1-5 kph - Kshs 500.

Section 45A(1) and (2) - Driving on or through pavement or a pedestrian walkway- Kshs 5,000.

Section 52(1)(a) and 52(2) - Failure of a driver to obey any directions given, whether verbally or by signal, by a police officer in uniform, in the execution of their duty- Kshs 3,000.

Section 52(1)(b) and (2) - Failure of a driver to conform to the indications given by any traffic sign- Kshs 3,000.

Section 52(1)(c) and (2) - Failure of a driver to stop when required to do so by a police officer in uniform- Kshs 5,000.

Section 53(1) and 67 - Causing obstruction by allowing a vehicle to remain in any position on the road so as to obstruct or cause inconvenience or to other motorists using the road- Kshs 10,000.

Continued 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

In sum, StanChart is asking "sasa Kes 7.0 billion ni kitu ya kunikasirikia?"

The power of the balance sheet.

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Daughter of Jezebel is regretting! Wueh!