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i'm enjoying life today more than i ever have and i live it to the fullest

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stopping by clandestino to rinse out my fake teeth to the tune of stopping by woods on a snowy evening

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i can’t take it i need to listen to a dua lipa spoken word interlude about this

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it was so cool

[mariah @mariahkreutter]

My friend said the male-female bathroom line differential at the brutalist was “worse than pavement”

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good evening. cmagav was a sociological study conducted by me to see if you like me

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just asked a guy if he wanted a bag for his book purchase and he replied “no thanks, i’ll let it enter the friction of my life immediately” ❤️

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he’s right but this is not what the Emily in Paris community needs right now

[Farnoush Amiri @FarnoushAmiri]

JD Vance tells Joe Rogan that he thinks Netflix's Emily in Paris is a "masterpiece."

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gaining friends and influence by hanging out with clouted nyc media babies. not the parents, just their baby

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sous les pavés, la plage!!!!!!

[Max RN @MaxRivlinNadler]

BREAKING exclusively at @HellGateNY:

The City, whose buses do not run on time, which leaves streets grinded up for WEEKS before repaving, which isn't getting food or rent benefits out on time....

HAS PAVED OVER THE BED-STUY AQUARIUM.

https://t.co/iTwBx7OOkV

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i can’t believe nobody ever told me that gambling always pays and i will never lose

[Sabres Banners @BannersSabres]

0-3. The times, they are (NOT) a-changin... #Sabres

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this should be doing numbers. there should be hundreds of AI bots in the replies saying “thats that me columbo.” this website is truly broken

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says "just one more thing"
baby i know
that's that me columbo

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says "just one more thing"
baby i know
that's that me columbo

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i love the julian casablancas mean girls remix. i don't even need a music video i can just picture the time i saw him show up like 20 minutes late to a date with a 20 year old :(

[Bob Dylan @bobdylan]

I ran into one of the Buffalo Sabres in the elevator at the Prague hotel. They were in town to play the New Jersey Devils. He invited me to the game but I was performing that night.

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seems like it would be a really good time for me to start dating a 40 year old divorced dad with a small child. just a thought i’m putting out there

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Doug Marrone on a loss: "perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim"

Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.

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don't let the adams indictment distract you from the news that the corrupt mayor from new york’s greatest city (buffalo) is stepping down to take over a horse betting operation

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had a dream last night with basically everyone i’ve ever met in it and i want you to know i love you all

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why is the Avenue H Q train stop so adorable

[Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate]

Honey oozing out of the comb, steaming coffee on the hot-plate. Boiled eggs and butter. 9/16/59