🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸

Didn’t know I was as horribly amazing as I am until I had 3 little copies of me. Yikes! Life is crazy and overwhelming, but it’s the best ride you can take.

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

@RepNancyMace You want to act like you care. You don’t!This is a political move only to further a stance against immigrants. If you cared the law would be for harsher sentences against ALL sexual predators, protections for women against ALL. When you do that you can talk imploring all people

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

@RepNancyMace Can we start protecting girls and women of tape and sexual assault that is done by our president, our congressmen, clergy, so called religious men or the rich and wealthy? WHEN DOES THAT BILL PASS. Protect us from ALL SEXUAL PREDATORS!!!!

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

Can you learn to hate somebody you use to love?

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

It is difficult dating in your 40s. Dating as a single mom. Dating as a gay single mom in her 40s. What makes it worse, is the a-hole ex husband who tries to ruin your life and control you at every turn even though you’re divorced.

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

Stick your arm out!! 😂. Beautiful Sunday @BoiseHawks

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

I hate that question…..Where do you see yourself in 5yrs? I have no frickin idea. If you asked me 5yrs ago that, I would have NEVER said divorced and gay. BUT this is the happiest I have EVER been in my life.

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

Me: The hardest part of divorce is how quiet the house is without my girls.

My friend: I know, but quiet is better than his yelling and screaming.

I felt that 🥺❤️

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

I like how I’m in a controlling marriage for 10years and taking care of three kids in the background and nobody says a FKN word about nothin. But NOW I’m a single mom, and suddenly everybody is telling me how to take care of my kids including my ex, who never helped with SH!T!

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

How does the girl I’m in love with tell me how she misses me and thinks about me everyday. I won’t say it back to her and now she’s mad at me. How??? Shouldn’t she be missing her girlfriend and thinking about her. I’m the bad guy??? WTF 💔

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

I feel like every time I feel things are getting better and I’m starting to feel more like me. Things turn to sh!t and I’m immediately kicked when I’m down again.

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

It’s funny. Everybody has opinion and opinion on getting married. Now everybody has an opinion on getting divorced. Know what nobody had an opinion on??? The last two years of my imploding toxic emotionally subdivided controlling marriage.

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

@purgatorymemes I ask that same question. Why does the girl I like tell me everyday she misses me and is thinking about me and calls me baby, but won’t be with me. 💔. Love sucks.

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

This weekend, my 9yr old told me she likes boys and girls. She wanted to know if she would be gay or not since she liked both. Then asked if the girl I liked didn’t want to be with me because she was a lesbian and I was bi. So many questions.

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

Man, I wish I knew how to flirt.

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

@JED1KN1GHT HAVE to watch Star Wars!! ❤️

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

Insomnia sucks. My only cure for not sleeping is staying awake for days to finally get 8hrs of sleep…maybe. 🥺

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

Wayhaught Mature first time.

https://t.co/88yT3Glozn

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

When you find out the girl you are in love with, and tells you she loves you has a girlfriend who she’s in love with. You also find out you only matter to that girl when she’s not around her girlfriend. I don’t think I’ve ever had such a broken heart. 💔

[🍀A LITTLE CHAOTIC ME🇺🇸 @CMAllen1421]

I feel like a ghost.