🧀Cheese Wiz🧀

Christ Lover. Dog Lover. Game Lover. Nature Lover. Must Learn: Be Slow to Speak

[源ちょす🕷🔥 @genchosu2525]

リズム音痴が本気でリズム天国をプレイした結果…

成長なのか、奇跡なのか。
本人だけは最後まで超真面目ですｗｗ

#リズム天国ミラクルスターズ

[🧀Cheese Wiz🧀 @cmanuelhill]

@realofficalyosh You jumped after “3-2-1”

[Mike Winger @MikeWingerii]

People will need years to recover from the cult programming they have received from Candace Owens and the like.

Years and years, if they recover at all.

And even if people do realize she’s wack there’s a good chance many of them will just slide into another conspiratorial obsession following some other manipulative liar while thinking, “I trust this one. This one is reliable.”

I know from working with former cult members that this sort of wide sweeping belief in tons and tons of distorted information and skillful, false story-telling does not fall off of a person quickly. Even when they finally realize their source for this info (which really becomes a worldview) was an evil manipulator they usually still hold onto many false beliefs and suspicions they got from that source. The damage is long lasting.

If you are coming out of the influence of Candace or others who you are starting to realize you can’t trust, be patient with yourself. Take the time to reflect on what beliefs and positions you are holding that should be questioned. For example, if you think I’m being paid by Israel to post this or under someone’s compulsion other than my own, it’s because you’ve been brainwashed.

[fujo wife @buffyspeak]

why does netflix think this image would entice me to watch this show

[Mike Winger @MikeWingerii]

Tyler Robinson shot Charlie Kirk.

Candace Owens shot his family.

[Mikey NohMore @MikeyNohMore]

Mississippi is poorer than the state AND city of New York but still ranks higher than New York in K-12 education while spending 1/3 as much per student.

More money ≠ more learning.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

See, here's the thing: I don't really care about personal drama.

I've said repeatedly that Charlie and I weren't best friends. Maybe you were best friends with Charlie. Maybe not. I don’t know, nor do I care.

For ten months, you’ve been slandering Charlie's wife, his friends, and all of the people he worked with. You're working to acquit his murderer.

You're spreading conspiratorial poison for cash.

That’s something anyone of decency should condemn.

The fact that so many are unwilling to do so is demonstrative of widespread cowardice, stupidity, wickedness...or all three.
https://t.co/MBBTs8kJEJ

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Rare Ultra white Orca spotted in Japan after 15 years

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A student pilot successfully landed a plane by herself after her instructor jumped to his death mid-flight

She said her instructor told her "You know what to do" before leaping from the aircraft

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Trump is going to avoid this by reaching a record 47th peace treaty with Iran in a single year.

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[🧀Cheese Wiz🧀 @cmanuelhill]

@GrantGHurst @JonahDispatch I don’t think people claiming he has no leverage understand that forcing the Dem Party to have his shitty name on the ballot **is** leverage.

[John William Sherrod @jwsherrod]

George Costanza realizing he has to play the role of @marcorubio while Rubio is doing all of the other roles…

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

"Aren't you ever going to finish the books, George?"

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

They call him the Soup Nazi. Well, thats's a lofty accusation - one that could end your life in this country.

I like soup. I eat a bowl of chicken and stars every morning. Does liking Gespacho make me a Gestapo? *laughs hysterically*

(Serious voice) No, of course not.

[NotOk @NotOkN1]

Honestly disgusting how the left did this flip between "kids can like whatever they want and that's ok" to "oh you like blue/pink? Time for surgery"

[Jonah Kettman @JonahKettman]

All of Twitter, immediately:

[݁⋆⭒˚.⋆Galaxy Soldier⋆⭒˚.⋆ @GalaxySoldier]

gets pushed near the wall once and does a raw level 3 he's literally me