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Der Lesezirkel erhöht die Dezibel in jedem Viertel
Und lässt es knallen, wie Papa mit'm Ledergürtel

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@Howlingmutant0 I never like him or his shtick, but it was weird they went straight to him being a "nobody" when he was easily one of the most influential. It'd be like if someone shot Hasan and the Right went "Who??".

You'd think they'd gloat about getting a big name but even fucked that up.

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@kenzietuff When you view everything through a lens of its perceived financial value then eventually things that are priceless becomes worthless.

"You kissed a boy?! No $500 for you!"

What is 500 bucks to a memory that she will cherish for a lifetime? Fucking ghoulish "parenting".

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@JUSTcatmeme At least her kids aren't mixed 🤷‍♂️

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My subconscious? Why the fuck would my sub be concious, he's chained to the radiator in my basement and eats benzos from a dog bowl?

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@Howlingmutant0 "N-No y-you have to like flat-chested women built like twinks because its aristocratic, l-look at this chart from MarbleStatueRoman!"

Look old son, if I want to feel aristocratic and fuck a twink, then you better grab the olive oil before I put you through the fucking mattress.

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@hallofbee POV: You are making a 1/4 cup of caramalized onions.

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@illegalth0t Mexican daughter, because that would mean I have a Mexican wife :).

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@PalmyrPar Yeah, cause you would be talking to Ivy Wolk itself.

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@BENZOTOOIE She's three inches taller than Danny Devito and sounds like a 12yo chainsmoker.

Not even really trying to hate but exactly what roles would she even be suited to?

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@Czar_Of_Silly Same, except my poop fast is going into the bathrooms at my kids' school and dropping an absolute bowl-cracking screamer as fast as I can before anyone sees me.

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"So, Kinder, heute üben wir uns im Shitposting und nennen Fremde Hurensöhne!"

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@Slatzism @Tablesalt13 Haven't my people suffered enough 😔✊?

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@OF_Schroedinger Es fehlt diese spritzige Farbenpracht, die die Filme als Kind magisch erscheinen ließ, und dabei war ich nicht mal ein Fan der Bücher oder so. Diese kühle color grading muss natürlich aufhören, aber es ist auch klar, dass das Hauptpublikum nicht Kinder, sondern Millennials sind.

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@noorrietje Then go home?

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@BovrilG You may also "run away" as a teen or young man (making it harder for law enforcement to find you), and be sent to some job site out in God knows where doing what is essentially slave labor with no contact with your family.

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@BovrilG That's exactly what happens in the FLDS, the Prophet and his inner circle have like 70 wives and the rest of the men have to beg to be issued their own.

Since he is the Prophet, your wife/wives and kids can be taken from you at any time and given to another man for any reason.

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@nguyenorlose98 My nigga shot a dude in the fucking face and *he* apologized to Cheney. Dude was a stone cold piece of shit but you still gotta respect his game.

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@BovrilG 🎶You say you're deadly
Do you understand?
You don't sniff petrol from a can🎶

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@Raelthy Green bean casserole as well, never got the hate.

Normally I hate tuna, but for like one week a year I make my recipe for tuna salad sandwhiches and have them every day for lunch.

That being said I think only people from the Midwest can make a proper casserole, and I'm not🤷‍♂️.

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@femcelisms There, there truck.