Chris Mason

Programmer, father, amateur farmer, maker of bacon

[Chris Mason @cmason]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/Ou4xVKa0rt

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@Montrose_Wine Could you suggest something that pairs well with MD 20/20?

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Holy fuck! There is not enough alcohol in the world for a sleepover with 3 extra kids.

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I just earned the 'Hopped Up (Level 32)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/A8zskKbJFT

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I just earned the 'Middle of the Road (Level 14)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/rt5g7Q2BUD

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I just earned the 'Heavy Weight (Level 25)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/4raRfZSd4b

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I just earned the 'For the Can' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/5MkeNVs5Y8

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I just earned the '99 Bottles (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Is8YVjHBXN

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I just earned the '#UntapTheStack' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/blrPk94Jcm

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I just earned the 'Middle of the Road (Level 13)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/ebXkCst3LF

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I just earned the 'Lager Jack (Level 11)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/kVU9scGA5s

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I just earned the 'Brew Bowl LII' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Q11odwXpUl #brewbowl

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I just earned the 'I Believe in IPA! (Level 86)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/PZ0xOGhfth

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I just earned the 'Middle of the Road (Level 12)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/nRjl7mnL09

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I just earned the 'Verified Adventure (Level 6)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/pvdeOeJA3X

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I just earned the 'Wheel of Styles (Level 16)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/UinesojUmb

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I just earned the 'Hopped Up (Level 31)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/qMispnZP0T

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I just earned the 'Middle of the Road (Level 11)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/prmaaJerk0

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I just earned the 'Middle of the Road (Level 10)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/TAuShJsXd7

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I just earned the 'Happy Brew Year (2018)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/APRwBwZegI #happybrewyear