Cat Mastronardi

[Cat Mastronardi @cmastro219]

Going to school with no headphones is like running with no shoes

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

This is beyond evil

[ꪔ̤̥ @crydotme]

crying. sobbing. do u know how small a squirrels brain is… do u know how much u have to mean to a squirrel for it to give up a whole ass cookie to u…

[B A R D I G R A S 🪩 @bardigras]

one thing about me is if you dare to speak badly about the lady who sued McDonalds because her coffee was too hot, I will rant at you so aggressively for so long that it will become family lore. your children’s children will know all of the facts of the case.

[Cat Mastronardi @cmastro219]

@jo_beth_c Incredibly respectable but yea I’m nosy

[Cat Mastronardi @cmastro219]

@KendallRaeOnYT This is my comfort show lol tacky or not it’s worth it

[Lehigh Valley with Love @LVwithLove]

This is the person who is opening Orchid's Steakhouse in Bethlehem across from a performing arts school and in an arts community.

No, thank you.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

@mtgreenee Man that sucks. I was attacked and screamed at in 2018 by an insane woman named Marjorie Taylor Greene. She had no respect for the privacy of me as an 18 year old school shooting survivor or my staff.
She was self righteous, insane, and completely out of control.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Another MASS SHOOTING has taken place this evening in the James G. Blaine schoolyard in Philadelphia's Strawberry Mansion section. If that doesn't disgust you enough, the victims were a 2-year-old girl, 13-year-old boy, 15-year-old boy, and two 16-year-old boys.

As Republicans spend their time literally writing laws to make the AR-15 our "National Gun," Democrats are trying to write laws to ban that very gun and make sure our children don't have to worry about dying, playing in schoolyards.

It's time we elect people who care about our kids instead of people who merely write laws to get under Democrats' skin.

[Cat Mastronardi @cmastro219]

high school was crazy bc why tf was I getting punished for someone looking at MY test??

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

Philly, here we come. Go Giants!!!!!

[mr. bega vevo @LouBegaVEVO]

you look at a Toblerone package, long, triangular, and think “there’s no way it’s that shape”, and you’re right, it isn’t that shape. it’s in a way weirder shape, a far more fucked up shape than you could ever have anticipated.

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

We were designed to be kissing each other on the cheek way more frequently than we are. Point for Italians

[Cat Mastronardi @cmastro219]

@aliyahInterlude I did not need to see this right now 😭 (I fear you may be right)

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

“This was our only safe space in Colorado Springs. Where are we going to go?”

Take two minutes and watch this.

[jame @kloogans]

[pausing sex] do u want a capri-sun

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

In my slut era (Eating 3 meals a day, only crying once a week, remembering to take my SSRIs)

[willyum @willyumslife]

White women love cheese theyre like little rats

[سمسوم☪︎🪂🔻 @maghrebimarx]

nursing students be like damn I gotta be the meanest person possible and also date a cop by 11:59

[✰ @perccolo]

just got kicked out of journeys cuz i asked bro if he had tacos onna stick???