Cooper Mattson

[Cooper Mattson @cmattson6]

Waiting for a tee time is the equivalent of sitting in jail #thatsbaseball

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The same people who blame the West for everything also consider it a human rights violation to stop the rest of Earth from moving here 🤔

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

What "MAGA" really means

The phrase has troubled liberals who think it is a call for a return to an America before civil rights, gay rights, and women's rights. But I have a more generous interpretation, one that is truer to my experience of Donald Trump as he is today. "Make America Great Again" recalls a nation brimming with vitality, with a can-do spirit, with hope and a belief in itself. It was an America that was beginning to confront its darker shadows, could acknowledge the injustice in its past and present, yet at the same time could celebrate its successes. It was a nation of broad prosperity, the world's most vibrant middle class, and a idealistic belief (though not consistently applied) in freedom, justice, and democracy. It was a nation that led the world in innovation, productivity, and technology. And it was the healthiest country in the world. I have talked to many Trump supporters. I have talked with his inner circle. I have talked to the man himself. This is the America they want to restore.

[Uncle Benzo (Reborn) @SobrietyField]

Dudes can create such uniquely unsolvable problems for themselves. I've never seen a woman be down $15k on draftkings, while addicted to 10 different substances and fighting two DUI charges all at the same time. I know like 15 bros in this type of situation

[Cooper Mattson @cmattson6]

@gummert_matthew Best day of my life

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

And then I said... "I don't need to flop. I don't even know how to do it"....

[Ben Dover @BenDoverNY42069]

“We have over 50 beers on tap” oh wow very nice I’ll take one Busch Light please

[College Football 27 @EASPORTSCollege]

Yeah, It’s really happening! Coming this summer. Full reveal in May #CFB25

[cade @WiscoCorro]

I am so happy my family is just full of alcoholics and don’t do any gay shit like this

[JFar 🧞‍♂️ @JFar2Nice]

This…this one was a bar

The CTE brain cells lined up like the planets and dropped a gem

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Trying to walk up to the snack shop at the turn after 8 beers on the front nine like:

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT

[☔ @Whotfismick]

shyness leaving my body when I get comfortable with someone:

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Being the real you is better for your mental health than being who you think people want you to be.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

Survived too many storms to be bothered by raindrops.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

Sometimes God takes you on a journey you didn’t know you needed, to bring you everything you ever wanted.

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

SCOTUS was all like: