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[chris mayer @cmayer153]

@MerriamWebster ‘feed’ is giving someone food, but there is no word for giving someone a drink. What’s up with that.

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

@PrezHarvey Seems like you can watch here https://t.co/136nATC8PS for $10

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

@cprwarner I know this because of Rapids Supporters @C38sg

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

@joenicedj Who are you pulling for to win the cup?

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

@shana_0047 If you hate the taste of whine, why do you drink it till you're blind?

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

Find-My-iPhone is Steve Jobs helping you find your iPhone but Find-My-Kindle is just Jeff Bezos selling you a new Kindle

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

rap lyrics are like the rappers went to Stack Overflow for rappers and are copy pasting rap snippets.

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

@shana_0047 Depends on the font

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

Is there a lyft for people who only wanna listen to Elliott Smith?

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

after long deliberation I have arrived at my Three Ways To Go Instead Of Dark Brooding Batman Which Everybody Knows Is Tired and Played. drumroll please
3. Irritable Batman
2. Nootropics Guy Batman
1. I'm Only Doing This To Support My Rare Naval History Books Habit Batman

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

Is it punk if I wear khakis to the skatepark Wednesday night then wear them to work Thursday?

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

@yattgochan @JoshuahHeath @InertialObservr @maddiehray @emilyjorgs @ElizaMackenzieG @BrittanyJeye They have to give this mfer full-page color bar charts and he still only barely understands them

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

@LlamaInaTux May and the Hem

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

@EyobMhmm Black Thought?

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

Might swap scrolling social media in bed for smoking cigarettes in bed. Healthier.

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

@shana_0047 Sloan's Lake Yacht Club virtual pool party via twitch?

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

What do we say to the God of procrastination

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

@shana_0047 Studio/makerspace? Pls add me and fire up an escrow acct to start funding

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

The 'it's not trump' rhetoric would land better if Biden agreed to not seek a second term. #GrandpaJoe

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

@shana_0047 Dems take the L this year, we have another chance in just 4 years of getting someone better.

[chris mayer @cmayer153]

@shana_0047 Also was just thinking today, if Biden does win, then he either wins again in 4 years or GOP wins and either way we are looking at 8 years of suck.