Me when I’m hungover at work: oh the horrors! Woe is me! I have done nothing to deserve this!
Me when I’m the only person out of my cohort that isn’t hungover at work: you all did this to yourself. I am superior and you deserve to suffer
Does anyone else have that one band you’re still pissed about not being able to listen to anymore because they’re horrible people? Like… they were such a fun band!! Why are men!!!!
You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What region are you picking?