claire

I’m like if a girl was an uncle

[Trick Forever @khiazmos]

I like Hunter Biden because he isn’t one of those guys that gets sober and then pretends being a degenerate isn’t insanely fun

[claire @cmccarvs]

Cheese pull action shots >>>>

[🦩jay 1🦩 @mascdonna]

If Lana wasn’t already taken she’d be in the DMs right about now

[claire @cmccarvs]

The nod the other person at the function gives you when they notice you’re Irish goodbying is the highest form of respect a human can be given

[claire @cmccarvs]

Is bro wearing heelies?

[anna @lnfourss]

WHY DID HE SLIDE LIKE THAT YO GET INTO THE CAR 😭😭😭

[claire @cmccarvs]

Me when I’m hungover at work: oh the horrors! Woe is me! I have done nothing to deserve this!

Me when I’m the only person out of my cohort that isn’t hungover at work: you all did this to yourself. I am superior and you deserve to suffer

[claire @cmccarvs]

Chat am I doing a good job at being single?

[claire @cmccarvs]

Acacia Brinley on the tl? Everybody shut up my show is on!!!!!!

[claire @cmccarvs]

Sometimes when I’m drunk I’ll listen to a little Hedley as a treat

[jes 🌊 @tfjaybee]

Does anyone else have that one band you’re still pissed about not being able to listen to anymore because they’re horrible people? Like… they were such a fun band!! Why are men!!!!

[claire @cmccarvs]

Leave me alone

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

Our papaya era 🧡

#McLarenF1

[claire @cmccarvs]

Baller

[New York Post @nypost]

Hasan Piker's seedy, sex obsessed life: Soliciting nudes, list of best breasts, and a separate laptop for porn https://t.co/uwpG2xCn0Q

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[claire @cmccarvs]

A man just told me he doesn’t think dua lipa is attractive

[claire @cmccarvs]

@sleepylinds Not ideal!

[claire @cmccarvs]

It’s June in 3 hours and currently snowing in downtown Calgary. Loving life!

[claire @cmccarvs]

The snow doesn’t stop the people from pedal pubbing to prime justin bieber!

[claire @cmccarvs]

Finally some good food

[CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS @CrazyDaysPoster]

Sunday, May 31, 2026
Blind Item #3

Speaking of F1, the Star Wars driver is cheating on his girlfriend with his best friend's girlfriend. Messy.

[claire @cmccarvs]

The concept of spending 2 weeks in grande prairie

[Hanna @HannaCanadia]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What region are you picking?