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Mood:

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Starting the descencd into the holiday season now (Halloween stuff at Costco)

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Idk why it shocks me every year that someone who never goes to practice takes themselves to roller con

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Practice after events is so worth it

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Date night of turning casino freeplay into its cash value and getting and drinks dinner comped 🤌

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Won't stop trying

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Reminded that bike commutes are the most self regulating morning activity

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Chicken salt fries could cure me

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Me during heat szn when the monsoon clouds start forming

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How do you stop me from being a person who buys a countertop special ice maker but also enable me to make cold buckwheat noodle soup with a perfect texture?

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Took a benadryl before my massage. Hoping for the best

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Case of the Mondays

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Now living the s26 ultra life

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Hex codes for Spark by Hilton color palette are #HELLLL #NOOOOO

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Taking bets on how fast Ursa closes this summer

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Out of office

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I cant believe I slept on hotdogs so much as a kid. Fast, easy, portable.

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Had my underwear on backwards all day. Happy Monday!

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How did this body ever work 2 jobs and go to 6 derby practices a week.

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At least i know now that if I accidentally eat *a little* pistachio I won't die and will just get terrible IBS