Laura Schwartz

Cat rescuer, literary dabbler, know-it-all for fun and profit.

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@mrmacaroni You no sabi anything omo ase

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@DanielRegha I Dey find you Daniel, I go beat you to stupor

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@Harmless12345 Rest In Peace baby you never deserved her as a mother 💔

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Happy New Year!

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@TheDoochMan That's my friend Elaina who works there, laughing behind you. We picked her up shortly after you were there, sorry to have missed the crime!

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@DisneyParks Please consider leaving the tributes for the Queen in situ at Epcot. This is the closest people here have to go to express their sorrow at this great loss.

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@LauraBockov So jelly!!!

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@msashleygilmore He was awesome. My favorite moment was the look and chuckle he gave Ben and Johnny when that crazy mouth-breathing expert witness psychiatrist was losing his marbles.

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@EdwardB54249797 @N_star_S @FOXLA Anyone but the ACLU. They're as implicit in this as she is.

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@Jessibts77 @FOXLA @xAngelReemx I think there's more than a few people in this country who don't take drugs who would have still hit her for her actions toward them.

[Brown Rudnick @BrownRudnickLLP]

A BR team, led by Ben Chew, won a jury verdict for actor #JohnnyDepp in his #DefamationTrial. The team also included Wayne Dennison, Rebecca Lecaroz, Stephanie Calnan, Andrew Crawford, Yarelyn Mena, Jessica Meyers, Samuel Moniz and Camille Vasquez. https://t.co/IMAqYUsZUF

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

Help bug get her shoulder fixed! She has been shot https://t.co/VzA41qZtYg

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@TringRadio Tracy, it was 2005.

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@cameron_kasky I think I'm eating on my own.

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@MysticCindi 2

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@parkscopejoe @hecallsmePP Germany in EPCOT

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@hecallsmePP We at the DCP Parents group saw this earlier today. Maybe she needs to be forwarded to @WDWToday with a #CastCompliment. Talk about not getting the 5th Key: Inclusion.

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@WDWToday #CastCompliment to Merry in DVC Reservations. I think I left that off my prior message, oops!

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@WDWToday I'm excited to be one of the DVC Members booking on the chartered sailing of the Disney Wish today. KUDOS to Cast Member Merry in DVC Reservations. BRILLIANT experience! She's AMAZING!

[Laura Schwartz @cmclaura]

@NewYorker Everytime one of them posts some nonsense, I reply, "Okay, Q-er."