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loiterin around square one know what i mean

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@patrickdoddboy Am i crazy? Is aluminum not one of the most abundantly naturally ocurring elements in the universe??

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@ashley_justAsh Everyone saying he's anthrax but i thought he was scarlet fever

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@ocelotstare Glad everything is okay big dog!!! That's still crazy high 💀

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Yknow, this thought makes me think about when somebody said "the uncanny valley could be a mechanism to tell a human from a human shaped predator"...

[磯光雄IsoMitsuo 仕事本三冊目発売中 @IsoMitsuo]

前回この話題が流れた時、「多分これは人間には見えないこの模様が見える捕食者から身を守るための迷彩ではないか」と言う意見があ��て、その未知の捕食者とは何なのかずっと気になっている

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@BiancoDavinci Usopp type flair

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@Clovar_69 My running theory goes something to the tune of "weed speeds up your metabolism", my only evidence is lean stoners and a noted heartrate bump linked to the smoking of weed

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@DocPriyamMD 0%, by the time you experience symptoms of rabies it is already far too late, especially if the offending animal escaped capture

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@anishmoonka I wonder if we could breed watermelons into clumping their seeds somehow?

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@Himanshutyg_ifs I'm so sorry no like I'm terrifyingly apologetic to even be suggesting this but do you mean to tell me that crocodiles have negligible fucking senescence??? I'm gonna cry bro it's never us 😭

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@learning_yohei Most of the time americans only know specific words or phrases in other languages, but most people know a bit of spanish because it's taught as part of regular education in early schooling

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@Ambar_SIFF_MRA Pay teachers enough that they don't need a side hustle if you're gonna have problems with what the side hustle is, next 😴

[WordGirl! @OneLexianHero]

It's typically considered "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"!

It's a term for lung disease caused by inhaling volcanic dust.

There is one longer word than it though, it's the name for protein titin, but it is so long that I can't fit it in this post!

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@smile_kun422 Cmon man this is mew too easy

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@Elite_4_J It's sneasle, right???

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@Veemimis No idea what idv oomf is but i love uchikoshi and i hear fantastic things ab ghost trick. Haven't played paranormasight yet tho

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@MangaAlerts Oh this is pretty neat. Historically my favorite color is blue, but occasionally certain shades of green or purple have overtaken that

[MangaAlerts #DHWU🐴 @MangaAlerts]

🎉Follower Friday Giveaway🎉

To celebrate the release of the anime adaptation, I wanna give away Vols 1-4 of Daemons of the Shadow Realm!

• To enter: Follow, Like, RT, & Comment your favorite color!
• Open to Everyone🌎
• Ends May 1st, 2026📆

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Happy 420 everyone, I made chicken tikka masala for my girlfriend's mom because it's her birthday :^)

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@Promithean11 Wait, is it common practice to turn off the lights in public restrooms outside of the US??