told my boyfriend that when i was An Autistic Child i really liked making lists and he said "i know. yesterday you showed me a list of people you want to go to the club with on saturday and it was literally just your friends"
when I got on birth control as a teenager my pediatrician said “this will protect you from pregnancy but it can’t protect you from……?” prompting me to answer and I genuinely said “getting my heart broken :/“ …….. the answer she was looking for was STDs
De lo más valioso que me enseñó mi abuelo (que en paz descanse porque sigue durmiendo y son ya las 10) es que la vida es más bonita si se vive con cierto retraso mental.
Dou risada sempre que lembro do dia em que Noah estava lá como um "representante familiar" do Endrick no Real Madrid e acabou tomando um tapa de brincadeira do irmão.
Ele mostrando a língua, que menino expressivo KKKKKKKKKKKKKK
hoje fui num date, ai lá pelas tantas a menina me perguntou:
"o que tu considera redflag?"
"evangélico"
"ah... putz... eu sou evangélica"
dai desconversamos, kk, kiki, tititi
"tá, mas e tu? o que tu considera redflag?"
"Maconheiro"
amiga, n estamos sabendo procurar