Commander Porkchop

All I do is cook for a living, Okay? Stop & think about this. Are you really gonna follow a cook? What's next, a fucking janitor?

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

HOW CAN YOU FOLLOW THIS GUY??? He's rambling incoerantly just like a tweeker! Hes strung out.

Just listen! Listen and then snap out of your delusion.

[Is_It_Just_Me @Is_It_Just_Me1]

Hey @DrPhil remember that show you did this week about people who abuse adderall?

How they become paranoid, delusional, and irrational.

Please tell @realDonaldTrump and his family that he needs professional help! #StableGenius #TrumpMustResign

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@NBCNews TWICE NOW!
TWICE YOUVE TWEETED A MISLEADING ARTICLE!

I wish i could report you for social media fraud!

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@Jeff38917082 @USATODAY He legally bought as many guns as he wanted as much ammo as he wanted and as many exfended magazines as he wanted and he did all of this recently without a mental checkup

WE DONT FUCKING DO GUN CONTROL.

buy as much as you want!!!

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@Jeff38917082 @USATODAY We dont have a law to prevent this crime.

Youre the one saying we need to enforce the ones we have! Which one?

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@Jeff38917082 @USATODAY "Yeah! We have enough laws! Because thats the REAL problem!"

#guessAgain

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@Jeff38917082 @USATODAY "Criminals Dont follow laws! so lets get rid of all laws and let them have as many weapons as they want and as powerful as they want!"

#guessAgain

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@JohnStossel @Jeff38917082 @ceidotorg Just imagine!

If we deregulate, 1.9 trillion will go back to polluters and them some will write another 1000 dollar check to workers!

#chaChing

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@JohnStossel @Jeff38917082 @ceidotorg To hell with "clean" water and so called "clean" air

Gotta make those benjamins

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@Jeff38917082 @USATODAY

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@NBCNews I cant stand when they scream "fake news" but then this stupid tweet pops up!

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@Jeff38917082 @USATODAY No! They claim this happens in gun free zones!

Well in Virginia they ELIMINATED gun free zones and GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@Jeff38917082 @USATODAY Wrong! Thats why he was able to get a gun into a government building.

Idiots just like you in Virginia who claim gun free zones are the problem so they eliminated them! ErrrrrrrrrDerp!

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@ABC He never failed Trump!
Not even on heathcare unlike that stupid boat name!

Cover up that boat name!

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@AdamJHurst @peterdaou That explains why you mispelled mise en place

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@AdamJHurst @peterdaou P.S. a hot dog is only $2.99

Why dont you ask your mom for some money and get out of tbe basement

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@LockerForrest @CBSNews Lmfao WHY?????
why did he not make that determination????

And HERE HE IS EXPLAINING WHY!!!!! #BAM

https://t.co/S3szfjvcAH

[Commander Porkchop @cmdrPorkchop]

@LockerForrest @CBSNews And to the seecond line... its missing the third! "under long standing dept policy a sitting president CANNOT be charged with a crime. Its unconstitutional"

Its up to congress to make that determination!
https://t.co/S3szfjvcAH take your straws andaaaaaaaaaa SUCK EEEEEEET!