Commander Jack, Resident Pedant

Copy Editor for Space Cow Media
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[Commander Jack, Resident Pedant @cmdrjackmtg]

@wizards_magic "Alechemy?"

[Commander Jack, Resident Pedant @cmdrjackmtg]

Never mind, I found it.

[Commander Jack, Resident Pedant @cmdrjackmtg]

@quanticfoundry How does one add a game as part of recommendations? I just played MIO and I can't recommend it highly enough, but I think it's too new.

[Commander Jack, Resident Pedant @cmdrjackmtg]

@FoxNews Hey, so are you going to call out @DrMarcSiegel for saying it's a bad thing that fewer teens are getting pregnant? Of course you're not: we all know you're okay with enabling PDFiles.

[Commander Jack, Resident Pedant @cmdrjackmtg]

@DrMarcSiegel @AmericaNewsroom Saying that lowering teen birth rate is a problem is disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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[Commander Jack, Resident Pedant @cmdrjackmtg]

Wow... "bald Jonah Hill" looks an awful lot like "Keanu Reeves with a full head of hair".

[Commander Jack, Resident Pedant @cmdrjackmtg]

@TeamCherryGames You've probably heard this before, but the Godseeker's use of "thee" and "thou" in Hollow Knight is sometimes backwards. Any chance y'all would let me fix it?

[Commander Jack, Resident Pedant @cmdrjackmtg]

@davetron This sounds like my dream job.

I've got my resume worked up but need to write a cover letter. Any idea when the posting closes?

[NRA @NRA]

This sentiment from the First Assistant U.S. Attorney for the Central District of California is dangerous and wrong.

Responsible public voices should be awaiting a full investigation, not making generalizations and demonizing law-abiding citizens.

[Commander Jack, Resident Pedant @cmdrjackmtg]

@KPMemberService I could view the email and tried to respond to it, but when I hit Send, nothing happened, and now u can't get back to that inbox.

Lemme know if you received the message.

[Commander Jack, Resident Pedant @cmdrjackmtg]

@KPMemberService Hi, me again.

Just your monthly reminder that something is seriously wrong with your internal systems when it comes to meds that need a doctor's approval.

Last time I picked up, the whole amount wasn't available. It is what it is, although it... (1/7)

[Commander Jack, Resident Pedant @cmdrjackmtg]

@RepFine Be ashamed

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... people I'm dealing with, it's not their fault. Just... why does all of this have to be so manual? Why can't the system handle this shit? (7/7)

[Commander Jack, Resident Pedant @cmdrjackmtg]

... explain the situation to the tech. "Can't be picked up til 15th".
I got a partial amount last time.
"Even still, it was a 28-day supply, so it'll still be tomorrow."
I received a 25-day supply.
"... let's get that prescription for you."

Again, I'm not mad at the...
(6/7)

[Commander Jack, Resident Pedant @cmdrjackmtg]

@days_of_wonder My wife tried ordering the following from Amazon, and twice we received a bucket of balls for dogs. Is this distributor a scam? I tried going to your website, but there's not an obvious "buy here" button.

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