The Beard

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

This shit pisses me off:

“Because of their young age, police aren’t releasing their names.”

If you’re old enough to attempt grand theft auto with a fucking gun, you’re old enough to be treated like an adult.

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

“Brandon Herrera is a Nazi because he made jokes on YouTube that made my private parts hurt”

Meanwhile their Democrat Senate candidate with a literal Nazi chest tattoo:

[Mary Katharine Ham @mkhammer]

“Oh, cool, y’all are planning a big get-together for the President’s birthday?”

“No, it’s a protest.”

“So, large crowds will gather in his name across the nation on the day of his birth?”

“Don’t say it like that.”

“And there will be a cool concert?”

“A protest concert!”

“And people will have watch parties for the birthday concert? Kinda like a reality show dedicated to him?”

“No!”

“Will there be cake?”

“I hate you.”

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

It was an honor to visit your husband’s grave today on your behalf, and to pay my respects. It was wonderful to see the beautiful flowers representing many others who did the same. Our nation owes a debt of gratitude to those who made the ultimate sacrifice, and to the loved ones they left behind. Thank you for your service and sacrifice @SharrellAnne2 🙏🏽

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

I bet this goes hard as fuck if you’re retarded.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Its always:
“seize the means of production”

never:
“build the means of production”

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Imagine saying this and then unironically advocating that we give the government all the money.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

They stole billions of dollars from US companies and citizens, so we quit doing business with them.

“I stole from you and now you won’t do business with me because you’re concerned I’ll steal from you. Clearly, you’re the bad guy and it’s your fault I’m struggling.”

Huge IQ take.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Yeah, before we invented capitalism, you could just go frolic in the woods!

Berries would pick themselves.

Deer would stroll right up, look you in the eye and say “You look hungry,” then politely off themselves at your feet.

The birds would fly up and cook the deer for you.

Trees would topple over and conveniently assemble themselves into perfect little log cabins.

It was paradise.

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

@Fat_Electrician “get in fucker we’re learning about history”

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

The new trend in government (both Republican and Democrat) is pushing blatantly unconstitutional policies, knowing they’ll get away with it for years until the Supreme Court finally steps in.

The only real way to stop it is accountability: if a law or policy is ruled unconstitutional, anyone who voted for it or implemented it should be immediately removed from office and barred from holding office again.

They’re all sworn to defend and uphold the Constitution. This shouldn’t even be controversial.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

I feel shocked

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

George Lucas:

*hits blunt*

“What if the Viet Cong were fucking adorable?”

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

I think we're probably square on that debt.

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[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

We should ban tractors!

They replaced 30 hardworking dudes with one guy and a diesel engine.
Absolutely devastating for shovel-based employment.

Or… fuckin maybe replacing labor with productivity has always been the point.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Communism is so much better than capitalism… it just needs capitalism to keep the lights on.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

You know what communist countries used for light before candles?

Electricity.

Anyway, enjoy the comments where communists explain:

“It’s America’s fault because of the embargo.”

…while having absolutely no idea what an embargo even is.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Matt “The Ghost” Urban 🇺🇸

• Service: 1941–1946
• Combat: 20 months
• Unit: 9th Infantry Division

Decorations:
• Medal of Honor
• 2× Silver Star
• Legion of Merit
• 3× Bronze Star (V Device)
• 7× Purple Hearts

Style Points:
• Planes shot down: 1
• Tanks destroyed: 2
• Amphibious landings conducted in a rowboat: 1

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