Chrissie Hall

“Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement”

[Chrissie Hall @CMerideth]

@xogemmyb My queen 👑

[Chrissie Hall @CMerideth]

I did a thing 😍🔥😍 #boudoir #photoshoot #obsessed

[Chrissie Hall @CMerideth]

@mizstellar Yes girl! And stay done. Some people never change

[Chrissie Hall @CMerideth]

If one more damn person tries to come in the dining room at work 🙄GO TO THE PICKUP WINDOW, KAREN. Uhm, yeah, idk if you heard but there’s kind of a pandemic going on? #restaurantsarenotessential #butigottapaybills #fuckit

[Chrissie Hall @CMerideth]

Me: Why are you hitting the table
3: I’m not I’m hitting my DOLLS on the table
Me: -_-
In case you were thinking about having kid

[Chrissie Hall @CMerideth]

Honestly, my favorite part about adulting is being able to blow off any plans without any serious repercussions. But I also enjoy complaining that I have no friends. 🤷‍♀️ #worksforme #AdultingAndStuff

[Chrissie Hall @CMerideth]

If anyone needs me, I’ll be hiding in the bathroom from my kids.

I don’t need to poop. I just need then to stop saying “mom” for 5 minutes. 🙄
#anothersnowday #fuckinkillme

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The way we beat Trump is with the highest turnout in history.

That means bringing in people who have given up on the political process.

That means turning out young people.

That is what our campaign did in Iowa and that is how we will defeat Trump in November. #DemDebate

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Guess they're gonna make us pull forward and wait.

[Chrissie Hall @CMerideth]

PUSH!! 🙌🙅‍♀️👊

[Chrissie Hall @CMerideth]

I’m tired of being a mom. I want my own apartment😭😩

[Chrissie Hall @CMerideth]

Booty gains from my new favorite 8 week workout program got me feelin’ myself and my mom bod 🙅‍♀️ 🍑 thinking about going for it a third time around🤔 #momswholift #gainz

[Live Laugh Love @livel4aughlove]

As a mother it breaks my heart to see my son crying. But I have paid for the happy meal and the toy should be mine. 🙄

[Anthony J. Croce @Topcat19582005]

If a man says something in the desert and his wife isn’t there to hear him. Is he still wrong?

[Chrissie Hall @CMerideth]

@Topcat19582005 Yep 😂😉

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

🎶If you like piña colada...

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 5-year-old called the frost on the car "frosting" and I just realized her world is 1,000 times better than mine.

[Chrissie Hall @CMerideth]

Me-*likes tweet*
Also me- *continues to alienate people* https://t.co/cnbaQTArNP

[whereami18 @whereami18]

The attention you receive here from people who don't care about you is an important key to alienating the people who do.