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Used to be a cyborg. Still part zombie.
~Jets/Islanders/NASCAR~Spiney~

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I have one fuck left before I just walk around looking like Helena Bonham Carter.

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. @pjfitzllc signed contract 6 weeks ago for siding and told we'd have an appointment for measurements, then be put on the install schedule. We called 6 times and just get passed around. No wonder yelp reviews are trash! Verging on breach of contract.

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That slug is an idiot but she's quick.

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Yaaaaaasssss Nina, I definitely want some sugar in my bowl too.

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@CampingWorld Sure you have

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@CampingWorld just had a bad experience with customer service. My order was delivered to me with $240 extra merchandise in it. I called. The man was not polite. We have to go out of our way to find a fed ex. And he never once said thank you. I should've just kept it all.

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@CampingWorld I've sent a couple dms and keep getting this response. I started with customer care to begin with.

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@CampingWorld Did you get the return of the merchandise that you should've have sent, and I was kind enough to inform you? Because I have not been contacted.

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@CampingWorld Oh gee, nevermind. My bad. I must have been seeing things. Nothing extra was delivered. No need to send a return label . Have a great day. And thanks for your stellar help.

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@CampingWorld Sent

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We tried to do the right thing and he wouldn't even use UPS for us. There's no Fed Ex near us. And he says, "Is there anything else I can help you with today?" Yeah you can help me with a "Thank You for returning the stuff we shouldn't have sent and didn't even know was missing "

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@Newsday instead of a Happy Thanksgiving email I got a price hike email. Poor timing but really doesn't surprise me.

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@KingQualityNY what exactly does this mean?

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Why the fuck are they talking about Taylor swift every 5 seconds in this football game?! This is football!! #Chiefs #jets #embarrassing

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Football season has begun! 🏈

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The first straw can also be the final straw

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Smoke alarm batteries must be factory programmed to die in the middle of the night.

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@dtybur What happened lol?

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Why do belly buttons collect lint? And other questions that keep me company at 2am.

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I found this late-night note in my phone and thought it should be a tweet instead:

Honeymooners Funny Money telephone installer exit fart