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I'm a comedian in my own mind!
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@jonR1939056 @TechnoPangea @CallumInLothian And the NFL is still 3x more valuable than the Prem....

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@CallumInLothian You think that only the UK gets that experience? Do you think that NFL fans and NCAA Football fans don't have the same emotional ties to their teams? We don't choose our teams they are inherited at birth from our fathers and grandfathers. The Prem is nowhere close to the NFL

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@baroncoleman I was browsing the gun sales and ran across this flyer. TPUSA is licensing "FREEDOM" to Sig Sauer after their CEO was "shot" and killed...

Im not one to get offended but its a bit tasteless

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.@MrMikeCalta @GalvinSeriously @GeoOnAir it's good to see Ybor hasn't changed
https://t.co/6Sz7uza4KE

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@Peterk8xi @histories_arch You are a huge part 9f what's wrong with the world today! Take 2mins and finish reading before you start spewing your ignorant questions

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@mapzthfc @TheSpursExpress @JacobsBen @GiveMeSport He's not captain material. He wanted out 3 weeks ago

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Bayern is being forced to play against PSG and the officials #HANDBALL #UCL #ChampionsLeague #BAYvPSG

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@KalebJLuttrell @MadridXtra @OptaJose You should learn to comprehend what OP actually said not just what you read. Also, what TF makes you automatically think that you know better than OP??

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@BaronColeman Have you seen this about the attempt at the WHCD yet? I'd be curious what you guys could dig up

https://t.co/c2DWCdfP8D

[StarPlatinum @StarPlatinum_]

- This is 2026

- A guy named Colle Alen tries to kill Trump inside the White House

- An X account from 2023 wrote a single tweet with that name

- The profile belongs to Henry Martinez, a NASA scientist, missing

-The background image is from a website called "Time Machine"

- If you de-digitize it, the 2024 assassination attempt photo appears but with a hole in the head instead of the ear

- The profile picture is a green toad in a tuxedo with a glass

- Exactly like Trump in the assassination attempt

Either it's the most elaborate psy-op in history

Or someone from the future is leaving clues in the past that only make sense once the events happen.

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@Asmongold an Insta account you'll appreciate... https://t.co/MOMMxy2ZKS

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@Fetty_solana @SportsCenter Go back to your anime and video games it's obvious you know nothing about the NFL or it's rules...

[JewForPeace🇺🇸🕊☮🍉 @CredibleUFO]

Perhaps this can better explain things:

h/t @TadhgHickey

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

@tedcruz Oops I've dropped something, uh oh—

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@GalvinSeriously @MrMikeCalta, @Sandycarmin should walk down the aisle to you guys singing Carmins hairy chin!

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Speaking straight to my soul!

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@MelRem926 @HarveyLevinTMZ Do you smell burnt toast??

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@dadstalkinball @akafaceUS Stick to illegal immigrants and fraud...

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@Asmongold
https://t.co/0y15SjMYAD

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@SeriouslyGalvin @MrMikeCalta this dude shows you how Oz does his tricks. There is a longer version also

https://t.co/kx3jKo2XA3

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@SeriouslyGalvin @MrMikeCalta the bullet hole is in the windshield, she was shot by the guy in front of the vehicle