It's Always Tu BiShvat and Not Nos BiShvat

With apologies to my old brand, this is now an Animal Crossing account splattered with politics and my gay self.

Any typos you find are a little treat for you!

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Also, I promised that I'd mention this, but if you're interested in PrEP, Planned Parenthood can help you out.

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I can tell we live in a cursed culture by the sheer number of ads that think I'd be motivated to buy things by hearing someone will be getting fired

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Me watching an ad: "Huh. If I founded a school, I wouldn't choose it to be named UTI"

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@tavernofterrors It's just like the story about how heaven and hell are just people sitting around food with chopsticks longer than their arms. In heaven everyone helps each other out

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@nick_field90 I guess it wasn't just a debate

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@pepsislut69 Not enough children have been joining hands or engaging in hooliganism. Finally someone is working on a solution!

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My local Hyundai dealership texted me that I could play a shell game for $500 off a new vehicle

Finally a famously honest game being hosted by the famously most honest people

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Took Granny to a funeral and she made a big deal that my 3rd grade teacher was there. When Granny made sure I said hi, she acted like I was an old co-worker, which fair

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@sxphiefrxst @BobWulff I light the florescent lighting filter. It helps me envision what things would look like just before the sun goes supernova

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Also I'm sure their product is good, but that's also why we keep getting studies that meat (for example) is great for you and another that it's bad for you, both funded by conflicting lobbies

But cute that he seems so earnest

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I love the online dogfood ad where they state that they funded a university-researched study that proved their food is good for dogs

So you paid money to a school and they discovered the result you wanted, like many similar groups have done? I feel you could've skipped a step

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@sxphiefrxst I knew I shouldn't have brought a pen to a pussy fight

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@tavernofterrors It's a me!

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It's really sad to see people get older. I'm just playing scales over and over again and not even particularly well

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The guy who lived upstairs of Granny would make fun of my violin practicing because it sounded horrible. His wife claimed to like it, though

She recently was moved out to a memory care facility and he changed rooms. Last I saw him, he said he missed my playing and I've improved

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@sxphiefrxst @taylorivers It's an Aries thing. You let us slide on that and we'll thank you with another one 😅

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@rj_2 I'm trying! But to be fair, not *that* hard 😅

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@sxphiefrxst @taylorivers I can't get over her kinda lying about her astrological sign, which as an Aries myself, I get 😂

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@tavernofterrors I'm sorry. I keep getting hung up on your thighs 😬

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@sxphiefrxst I like you like you as a friend online