Dr. Dickie Seamus

the whole shack shimmies (menacingly)

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

Funnier Menswear Guy just dropped

[Alexander Thatcher @ThatchEffendi]

You guys are such cliches. He has no idea what he's wearing. He's buttoned both buttons on a two button jacket, which is basically never acceptable. He's wearing a tie pin with a waistcoat. The collar is wrong and it's unbuttoned. Combining 1920s hair with a Victorian moustache is gauche. He looks like a waiter at a try-hard artisanal cocktail place in 2014.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs6LJl

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

@S0uthern_man Come home son

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

@michaeloburns Keep your juices in the chops

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

How early and how late are the messaging in Teams

[blue @bluewmist]

what’s a subtle sign that someone is high functioning but silently drowning in life ?

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Odysseus: “Achilles! I see you, once honored as a god among the Argives, now rule over the dead — so grieve no more, great Achilles.”

Achilles (played by Tim Robinson): FUUUUCK this fucking SUCKS ASS, OH my GOD, dude, I fucking HHHHHATE being dead! Being dead FUCKing SUUUUUUUCKS

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

SIL: If we go to Atlanta, you’re just gonna get drunk with your brother and stick me with the baby.
Bro: No, that’s not gonna happen
*2 hours into Atlanta right before the Easter Vigil*
Bro: Hot damn these martinis are DIRTY

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

You just know Pete Hegseth has seen a few Peaky Blinders memes containing no quotes from Peaky Blinders and went “hell yeah, that is so me.”

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

@S0uthern_man Yeah but you’ll never be my real dad

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

@S0uthern_man Cut that shit out

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

My Mandela Effect Moment is I could have sworn there was an episode of Everybody Hate’s Chris where Greg gets addicted to crack and that was the dark finale for his character

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

@grill_user Kid’s gonna be alright

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

@S0uthern_man Che cazzo

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

Drinking my second vodka martini and listening to Vienna by Billy Joel

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

Mississippi native here: there is hidden wisdom in the fog and vines for those who seek it

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

"the veil is thin" and it's just a bunch of kudzu in the morning somewhere in Tennessee

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

W walking into the Oval Office: “you motherfuckers wanna know how to manufacture some consent for an unpopular war? Move out of that seat. Papa’s back baby.”

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Former Bush National Security Advisor and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice seen entering White House — CNN

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

Hinge is a psyop to keep Thai restaurants in business

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

I am following with deep concern what is happening in the Middle East and in Iran during this tumultuous time. Stability and peace are not achieved through mutual threats, nor through the use of weapons, which sow destruction, suffering, and death, but only through reasonable, sincere, and responsible dialogue.

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

@CJGRISHAM @dsonoiki Sir this is Gene Parmesan

[Dr. Dickie Seamus @cmhall23]

Just know this guy smokes cigs with his parole officer