Cory Hartgers

[Cory Hartgers @cmhartgers]

I’m usually not the one to judge at the gym but who wears jeans and a polo then hit on people in between your “sets”?

[Cory Hartgers @cmhartgers]

Yo-yos need to make a comeback

[Cory Hartgers @cmhartgers]

Sarah and I went on an adventure yesterday. Crazy to travel 2 hours and not see a gas station until you get to your destination

[Cory Hartgers @cmhartgers]

4 hours of sleep in two days was not what I planned for. Where's the weekend?

[Cory Hartgers @cmhartgers]

Feel bad for laughing but Linda Busch's comment is savage af

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Walk outside from paying my internet bill and there's an eskimo with a car door open peeing in the parking lot

[Cory Hartgers @cmhartgers]

@MNMarquis Literally just landed

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@Dukeskylark Actually there was a bar open in Fairbanks but nothing is open in Seattle besides Starbucks

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The airport is the best place to people watch

[Cory Hartgers @cmhartgers]

Traveling by yourself might be one of the most boring thing to do

[Cory Hartgers @cmhartgers]

Sometimes you gotta stop and focus on the positives in life instead of dwelling on all the negatives

[Cory Hartgers @cmhartgers]

@Dukeskylark I've heard of people doing it up here but I'm not sure how popular it is

[Cory Hartgers @cmhartgers]

@Dukeskylark I'll try!

[Cory Hartgers @cmhartgers]

@Dukeskylark I've been toughing it out until today. Finally decided to get my carhartt out

[Cory Hartgers @cmhartgers]

It's -11 and a guy is wearing a bro tank to the bar

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And now the Christmas music starts😩😩😩

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@sjpenning you actually have 8 days....

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That's it. This is the article. Nothing tops it we're finished here

[Cory Hartgers @cmhartgers]

@sjpenning Why? Cuz they hire people like you?

[Cory Hartgers @cmhartgers]

@sjpenning no