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[Condor @cmhull42]

@TailGateBrewery that lime lager is the shit I'm on my 4th pack 😂

[Yonathan Klijnsma @ydklijnsma]

To the person who figured out my honeypot is a honeypot could you please stop putting the picture of Pooh bear with a jar of honey on it?

Its like this person's life mission, I've blocked him on:
- Client
- IPs (now on Tor ffs)
- The image (he just edits 1 pixel every time...)

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

“I am the guest of honor at this year’s Limp Bizkit conference. I will be delivering some brief remarks on the nookie.”

[Condor @cmhull42]

@HomeDepot I ordered a washer and dryer from y'all and they showed up damaged, told me they'd redeliver in two weeks, didn't show up, now your store keeps telling me they'll redirect me to customer service and then passing me off to a different store.

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[Condor @cmhull42]

@netsecfocus Gimme!

[meera (but like, the online version) @twotweetsnotice]

Your salary is just your company’s monthly subscription of you

[Cain Maddox @ctrlshifti]

protip: alias sudo to "please" for a much more wholesome unix experience

[Condor @cmhull42]

Responses to "how u doin" in the south:

"Good": Everythings great
"Pretty good": meh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Never better": my life is a living hell and every day begets new horrors

[Condor @cmhull42]

@hackmethod But did the contest site go down tho ;)

[Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @TylerMahanCoe]

Every city should have to take turns being the place where everyone goes to ride party buses and pedal taverns and bridesmaids. Like the Olympics.

[Condor @cmhull42]

Petition to rename energy drinks "10x juice"

[Condor @cmhull42]

Hate airpods cause I can't tell the difference between people downtown yelling at themselves or talking on the phone anymore

[Condor @cmhull42]

@nathankmusic @foundersbrewing "praise him for he is a raisin" wine

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

What's the complexity class for cases where it's easier to check yourself than to wreck yourself?

[Command Line Magic @climagic]

When you accidentally cat a binary file.

[Rajiv Shah @itsRajivShah]

I think the backdoor issue's been solved 🤔

[Condor @cmhull42]

@vangool_it Have you tried using AI to prevent people from suggesting buzzwords to you?

[Condor @cmhull42]

@eMeals Thanks!

[Condor @cmhull42]

@eMeals your signup page doesn't allow an email containing a +, which is a valid character. Unable to join because of this.