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[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[ABC News @ABC]

Some North Carolina State University graduates received an unexpected gift.

Donor Anil Kochhar revealed that he and his wife, Marilyn, will cover all student loans taken out by Wilson College of Textiles graduates in the 2025–26 school year.

[Jhay @jhayusb]

this summer we're staying out till 1 billion o'clock

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

it's time to give that baby monkey a gun

[Josh @joshlangerr]

Bad day for the nobody watches women’s sports crowd

[Mitchell Byars @mitchellbyars]

Happy sixth birthday to the greatest tweet ever tweeted

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

Wearing platform Uggs and yoga pants makes me feel like a beautiful Clydesdale horse

[bug girl @buggirl]

every bitch from your high school with 1 braincell and Jesus Lover in their bio suddenly has Something To Say and it’s the dumbest shit you’ve ever read back to back to back and just when u think you’ve weeded them all out actually here’s 3 more. on the house♥️

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

"I would kill 100 people to save my kids."

Okay, would you read a scientific study about how essential vaccines are? Or is your parenting limited to just acts of made up and gratuitous violence?

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

If you’re trying to erase history, you’re on the wrong side of it.

[courtney @cmichaels_]

this is so Don Quixote of him

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

TRUMP: “We will not allow a windmill to be built in the United States. They're killing us. They're killing the beauty of our scenery.”

“It’s driving the whales loco.”

[random Philly guy who loves futbol @PhillyFink]

TIME TO COMMIT SOME CRIMES (PA ONLY)

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

it's absolutely perfect

[Shwayne Wiskthem @ShaneWiskthem]

[This is beside the point but] I’m absolutely obsessed with all the dumbasses replying to her saying “if you competed against men you’d never win a medal !!” when in reality… she absolutely could win floor and vault medals against the men 😂😂

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[mr. binch @discocowboyhat]

happy short king week (5/5-5/9) to those who celebrate!!!

[cam @camerooned_]

knowing Vance won’t experience proper catholic guilt over this bc he’s an adult convert makes this even worse

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

If you ain’t playing outside today we can’t be friend’s 🤫🤔!