Clair Middleton

Product Owner @sdworx all views are my own

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

He’ll be telling his buddies this story for decades 🙌

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

@AngelaRayner Really need to know what you are asking for!! It’s not spot on, it’s pie in the sky until it’s confirmed. Crack on. Devs are on razor blades. I know you feel good about that

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

@unitedutilities Yes, it is a private borehole. Dry because it is being used to top up local reservoir. @EnvAgency have been contacted and excuse the pun ‘have washed their hands of it’ - it’s a shame we literally can’t! @JavEJav

[Jav @JavEJav]

@unitedutilities @EnvAgency @cmiddi thank you United Utilities for pumping the water below ground to the reservoir to the extent our bite hole has run dry. 3 weeks of making our pressure vessel last and we have finally run out of water. Your response. Contact the environmental as

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

@dipsMUFC @LukeTheNuke180 Tell Scholes to take off Lukes shirt

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/5aWGof8QWD

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

Has Phil Jones come out of retirement? #askingforafriend

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

Bloody hell, I’ve had some epic tweets in the past! I hope this has helped at least one lady in my lifetime

[Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney]

Young women moving in with their partners: pick the side of the bed farthest from the door. Years from now in the middle of the night your future kids will go to the side closest to the door. And you will lie there motionless and thank me.

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

Could 2 followers please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

Call 116 123 (Samaritans United Kingdom and Ireland)

Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

[Geoff Pearson @Geoff_Pearson]

Twitter's properly fallen off a cliff in the last year hasn't it? I reckon 90% of those I follow are no longer active (so they still have accounts but no longer tweet or engage). Instead, my timeline is just wall-to-wall adverts for gadgets I have never, and will never, need.

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

Anyone that can spare some shekels please do. Having experienced the devastation that suicide leaves behind, please support

[Bandit bus @BanditBus]

https://t.co/NWvsS8b2nZ
ive committed to this walk Saturday supporting my mate who has tried to end his life 3 times but it rising up again against his mental issues
Please donate if you can
1p 10p or a pound
All will he appreciated
If you cant dont worry about it ❤
PLEASE RT

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

@BanditBus Done. Well worthy cause. I will talk to anyone who wants an ear having been affected by suicide. Good cause

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

@JavEJav @MENnewsdesk Must be slow news day! To be honest, if this is all they have to report that kinda makes me happy!

[𝔻𝕚𝕡𝕤 @dipsMUFC]

Trying to protect the unborn when the ones who are alive are in danger constantly due to your shit gun laws. #Texas

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

@st4lky Done ❤️

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

Could 2 followers please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

Call 116 123 (Samaritans United Kingdom and Ireland)

Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

Awww love it!

[Ron Culley @Iblogtoglasgow]

Who wants to see a couple of young Quo fans?

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

@VodafoneUK I can’t get email on my phone as it is shot. Which is why I upgraded. This is my work phone. I am waiting 7 days. I don’t believe you have my upgrade choice. I have been with you 22 years + I demand honesty. Call out the folk who are guilty

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

@VodafoneUK are orders moving from the warehouse yet?

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

Has it been picked up yet? @VodafoneUK

[Clair Middleton @cmiddisd]

What about now?