christina

[christina @cmidgge]

just got in my uber and the driver looked me up and down and turned on fireflies by owl city. what does that mean

[The Hub OTR @HubOtr]

we’re living in the end times, all the chili parlors cancelling Mountain Dew was told in revelation by the lord

[christina @cmidgge]

living peak girlhood by leaving my bed mid gilmore girls episode where my cats and i are all in our matching pjs to get the 15 pack of diet coke i just had delivered to my front door

[christina @cmidgge]

@paigekran paige’s crab shack

[christina @cmidgge]

stone cold jane austen reporting for duty🫡

[christina @cmidgge]

still true. who dey

[christina @cmidgge]

the thing about deshaun watson is that not only is he a fucking pervert but he is also Ugly. who dey

[christina @cmidgge]

a can of sardines exploded in my purse on saturday night at the bar and i was too drunk to notice. tinned fish were literally all over the dance floor

[christina @cmidgge]

@kidhaggard i literally don’t know

[christina @cmidgge]

gf of 3 months asked me to move in with her and then almost immediately after asked how to pronounce my last name

[christina @cmidgge]

@jock_doctor correct!

[christina @cmidgge]

being in a relationship with a woman vs. a man is so funny because like. last year my ex was fucking other women and sending videos of us having sex to people without my consent and yesterday my gf brought me ricotta toast and coffee to work just because she wanted to say hi

[christina @cmidgge]

i have never known regret like the day after eating 10 slim jim’s for dinner

[christina @cmidgge]

just started my period in the arlin’s bathroom ask me what level of hell i’m in

[christina @cmidgge]

someone committed tax fraud with my social security number (hilarious) and the IRS won’t answer any calls with anything that isn’t an automated voice memo! the government is stupid and taxes are a scam!

[christina @cmidgge]

i’m the only one on the bus and the driver pulled over so we could watch the fireworks together. the world is pure and i love it here

[christina @cmidgge]

@hunleybeee ❤️

[christina @cmidgge]

i will never be referred to as a bad bitch but i will be referred to as nice. and that is literally so much worse

[christina @cmidgge]

i love being just a little bit tipsy on the bus

[christina @cmidgge]

drank 2 cocktails and bought a tortoise happy saturday

[christina @cmidgge]

drinking my first guinness ever but like do they always taste like soy sauce?