@PokemonGoApp i used my gold bottlecap on my zygarde last night before it expired. Now its showing it didnt get used at all and is gone! What the hell man
Your credit score is a 520 and you've accepted that as your life
Nah
I've taken people from the 400s to 800 in 90 days
Not 6 months. Not "it depends." 90 days flat
Here's the exact system that makes credit bureaus shit themselves:
The reason your score is stuck isn't because you're bad with money. It's because you don't know how the scoring system actually works
Bureaus are REQUIRED to delete anything they can't verify within 30 days. They lose records constantly. They're betting you'll never challenge them
You're about to make them lose that bet
The 90 Day 800 Score Protocol:
PHASE 1: THE NUKE (Day 1-7)
Pull all 3 reports from annualcreditreport. com
Screenshot every negative item
This is your kill list
Send dispute letters to all 3 bureaus for every single negative
"I dispute this account. Provide the original signed contract, full payment history, and proof of assignment"
Send certified mail with return receipt to Experian, Equifax, and TransUnion
a huge chunk of disputed items get deleted because creditors can't produce documentation they don't have anymore
PHASE 2: THE SNITCH SHUTDOWN (Day 8-14)
This is the part nobody talks about
There are 5 shadow bureaus that verify your bad credit behind the scenes: LexisNexis, SageStream, Innovis, ARS, ChexSystems
When you dispute with Experian, Experian calls these snitches to verify. If the snitches confirm, your dispute gets denied
But if you FREEZE the snitches before disputing? Experian gets "unable to verify." Legally that means deletion
Now some people say this doesn't work. Results vary and there's no guarantee. But i've seen it work enough times to include it. Worst case you froze some databases for free. Best case your disputes start going through
Go to each shadow bureau's website. Request a security freeze. Takes 5 minutes each. Costs $0
This is why a lot of people's disputes fail. They don't know the snitches exist
PHASE 3: THE INJECTION (Day 15-30)
While negatives are falling off, inject positive history:
Get added as authorized user on someone's old credit card. Parent, sibling, friend with a 750+ score and a card that's 10+ years old
Their entire payment history appears on YOUR report. You inherit decades of perfect payments overnight. Never even touch the card
Score can jump 25-100+ points from this alone depending on the account age and your starting file
PHASE 4: THE STACK (Day 31-60)
Open 3 new accounts simultaneously:
1. Secured credit card ($200 deposit)
2. Credit builder loan ($25/month)
3. Second authorized user account
All 3 report monthly. All 3 build positive history. Your file goes from "thin" to "thick" in 30 days
Keep utilization at 1-3% on every card. Not 0%. Not 30%. The sweet spot is spending $10 on a $1,000 limit card and letting that report
PHASE 5: THE 800 PUSH (Day 61-90)
By now your negatives are deleted. Your positive history is stacking. Your utilization is perfect
The last push:
Pay ALL card balances 2 days before statement closes (not the due date, the statement close date. Call and ask what day it is)
Never carry more than 3% total utilization across all cards
Mix your credit types: you want at least 1 credit card, 1 installment loan, and 1 authorized user account
Real results from this exact system:
Single mom in Houston: 487 to 711 in 84 days
Uber driver in Atlanta: 502 to 724 in 91 days
College dropout in Phoenix: 461 to 698 in 78 days
Construction worker in Chicago: 519 to 737 in 88 days
They followed this system step by step. No shortcuts. No paying for some guru's course. Just knowing how the game works
Results vary. Some people see bigger jumps, some smaller. Depends on what's on your file and how old the negatives are. But the system works if you work it
Your credit score isn't permanent. It's a math problem with a systematic solution. Most people see 100-200+ point jumps within 90 days using this system. How high you get depends on where you start and what's on your file
And once you're in the 700s? Banks hand you $100K to $250K at 0% interest for your business. Your shitty credit score isn't just costing you sleep. It's costing you a quarter million dollars in free capital
(I take people from the 400s to the 800s in 90 days or less. Link in bio if you're done being held back by bad credit)
The real reason they got rid of copper pipes.
"By drinking copper water you are charging your body and boosting your frequency."
"But not only that, copper is antibacterial."
The men you deal with today are not the men from 500 years ago. We are not responsible for actions, systems, or norms from centuries before we were born.
None of you lived in that time, yet you keep dragging up history to justify double standards and avoid accountability in the present. That’s not equality…that’s using the past as leverage.
So when you talk about “independence” or claim men can’t handle successful or independent women, it doesn’t land. We grew up going to school with girls, being taught by female teachers, raised by working mothers, and surrounded by women with careers and ambition. Female success isn’t intimidating or new…it’s normal life.
Stop acting like modern men are threatened by something we’ve seen our entire lives. Most of us don’t have an issue with successful women…we have an issue with excuses, entitlement, and lack of accountability being dressed up as empowerment.
You can’t demand equality while also expecting special treatment. You can’t preach independence while shifting blame and responsibility onto others. Adults are responsible for their own choices, regardless of history.
Your government will let you:
- Drink alcohol until you destroy your liver
- Smoke until you develop cancer
- Eat processed food until you're diabetic
- Take pharmaceutical drugs with 35 side effects
- Get tattoos from a bloke named Spider in his garage
- Jump out of an airplane
- Climb mountains
- Swim with sharks
But they'll protect you from:
- Fresh milk from a healthy cow on a clean farm
This isn't about safety.
This is about control.
When corporations can't profit from it, they make it illegal.
Raw milk doesn't need processing facilities, distribution networks, or corporate intermediaries.
That's not a safety concern. That's a threat to the business model.
The regulations exist to protect profits, not people.
Know the difference.
Australia passed a law yesterday that no child under 16 can have a social media account. The day it passed, it deleted every single child account across multiple social media apps.
Well done, Australia! 👏🏾
They are fascinating creatures, truly. they can actually diagnose you without ever meeting you.
They can tell when a man is gay.
They can tell when a man is an incel.
They can tell when a man is a narcissist.
They can tell when a man “hates women.”
They can tell when a man has mommy issues.
They can tell when a man is a rape apologist.
They can tell when a man is sexist.
They can tell when a man needs therapy.
They can even tell when a man is an abuser.
And apparently, they can reach all these conclusions just by reading your tweets or disagreeing with you. Very fascinating.
But somehow, they can only diagnose men…never women. Truly remarkable beings.
Young generation uses ai for all their school work and shit, dont even think with their own brain. We are so cooked, if my doctor isnt older than me they aint touching me lmaooo
Me: "ChatGPT, are these berries poisonous?"
ChatGPT: "No, these are 100% edible. Excellent for gut health."
Me: "Awesome"
# eats berries .... 60 minutes later
Me: "ChatGPT, I'm in the emergency ward, those berries were poisonous."
ChatGPT: "You're right. They are incredibly poisonous. Would you like me to list 10 other poisonous foods?"
And this, folks, is the current state of AI reliability.