Char

Mom, JD, indoor enthusiast. She/her.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

no new years resolutions. it is the circumstances turn to improve

[Char @cmilder]

@dadogeking I know it sounds weird but sometimes when I’m struggling with it, I try to think about living for younger versions of me. What they would have wanted or needed. It’s sort of a midpoint between me and someone else so my brain accepts it 🤷🏼‍♀️

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

did u listen to the song i told u to listen to so u could better understand my psyche or do you want me to die

[Sharyn Blum @sleepyknave]

I've seen a lot of this sort of mask wearing in the selfie trend.

Does the bridge of your nose have a corner? NO!

When you leave that crease in, you're leaving a gap that COVID can enter! See it in the profile?

But it's the shape, right? What can you do?

Here's an easy fix.🧵

[res judicatie @cat_i_e]

law review but it’s just me rating laws on a scale of 0 to 10

[John Mincone @JMincone]

NEW YORK METS SIGN SOMEONE I DONT HAVE TO GOOGLE CHALLENGE: PART 2

[🌌Jin drinking Gin🥃 @_LokiDokie]

If you're wondering who the f this kissinger guy was that everyone is talking about, or just simply want to know more about why he's one of the most blood drenched people in modern history—I H I G H L Y recommended the Behind the Bastards episodes on him:
https://t.co/SMWNtesghN

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Frequently, I’ve come to regret things I’ve said. This, from 2001, is not one of those times:

[꩜ @adorewordss]

when Dostoevsky said “your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing”

[howwy 🌩️ @amirdrassil]

i never actually get over any of my previous interests. they just lie low in my brain like a sleeper agent waiting for the code word to activate and take over my entire personality for an undetermined amount of time

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

@davidleavitt Everybody: Time to share.
White guys: NOOOO!
Everybody: Whatever, we're moving on without you.
White guys: Go back to the way things were or this puppy and the constitution dies.
Everybody: ...!
50% of white women: Don't worry about my husband, he'd never shoot a puppy.

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

taylor if you're too busy to call me about the football here's some quick help @taylorswift13

[Jaron Myers @jaronmyers]

When they say “we are in an oversell situation and we’re offering $200 for passengers with flexible travel plans” I am absolutely the person who stands up and says “legally they have to give you 400% your ticket price. Don’t take less than $1300!! Everyone HOLD”

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

why do doctors only give stickers to kids? like hello I was also brave today

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

Happy 10 years of this exchange between Lady Gaga and Adam Levine

[Big Britt @bigfacebritt]

Shame

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

My ADHD ass when I correctly estimate how long it’ll take to do something: