chloe johnson

mee mee moo moo

[chloe johnson @cmj178]

@BLASTtv somehow I’m blaming you for this

[chloe johnson @cmj178]

@CounterStrike can I get a free knife or something cause wtf

[chloe johnson @cmj178]

@natusvincere You guys could’ve gotten me one point…

[chloe johnson @cmj178]

@fl0m can you give me a PC so I can get better at CS2. I obviously need it. Or a knife… skins = wins.

[chloe johnson @cmj178]

@mjlovedog ngl it’s a requirement for them to play an instrument if they wanna date me

[trish @ultragloss]

his white boy of the decade contract said a new pic was due

[chloe johnson @cmj178]

@mjlovedog Minecraft hit noise

[chloe johnson @cmj178]

@mjlovedog I’m so confused but I like this?

[chloe johnson @cmj178]

@mjlovedog I feel like I’m an outlier here… could also possibly change Mac with Bon Iver

[chloe johnson @cmj178]

@mjlovedog The 1975, Gorillaz, Fleetwood Mac

[chloe johnson @cmj178]

@mjlovedog Okay what if my sun is Aquarius but my moon is Taurus and rising Virgo? Can I get in for free

[mads ⎕ 🥾🌎 @postmodernity_]

2 tickets to the barbieheimer premiere please

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

girl dinner

[Zack Vile @zackvee]

in 18 years we've had 2 federal minimum wage increases and 3 willy wonkas

[chloe johnson @cmj178]

me when I see my funny tweets get MAYBE one like