Chris Herbert

[Chris Herbert @cmjherbert]

@ZelenskyyUa @ZelenskaUA 🇺🇦✊

[Jay in Kyiv @JayinKyiv]

Quite the humiliation for Russia as the Absolute World Champion of Heavyweight Boxing flies the flag of Ukraine's GUR, a branch of Ukrainian Armed Forces allocated exclusively to destroying Russian invaders.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Highest taxes since the Second World War…

Yet people are skint and the country is broken and breaking more every day…

If you’re still voting Conservative at the next election, you’re f*cking insane.

[Chris Herbert @cmjherbert]

@Tim_Burgess @thecharlatans Any good? 😀

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Nobody is dropping a 2000 pound bomb into a civilian area because they are looking for anybody in particular

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Inviting Kwasi Kwarteng on #PoliticsLive to discuss the economy is like inviting Ted Bundy to the Women’s Institute to discuss the menopause.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

On the day that Hungary's far-right PM has said that Trump will stop the war in Ukraine by not giving them a penny in aid therefore allowing Russia to win, here is tonight's headline:

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

It looks like Geri Halliwell has got her way and the woman her husband ‘flirted with’ has been suspended. It’s cast a shadow over the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix with local officials concerned by reports of a woman in the driving seat

[Chris Herbert @cmjherbert]

@mattj1512 Is this like crossing the streams?

[Chris Herbert @cmjherbert]

@StormingNormal 🙌

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Wonka.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

I was in the supermarket & there was an old lady in front of me at the checkout.
She didn't have enough money to buy her shopping,
she started to cry then she looked at me & asked
"Why won't they stop the boats?"
I cuddled her & said
"It'll be fine. Rishi will stop the boats"

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Filth

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Don’t forget at 8pm tonight to bang pots and pans for the bloody hard work done by our Education Secretary. #ClapForKeegan

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Is this for real?

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Michael Fassbender is coming to terms with his deadly past in the first teaser trailer for #TheKiller, the new Netflix feature from filmmaker David Fincher

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Whenever people try to claim that ‘graffiti isn’t real art’, I show them this:

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Prince Andrew is trending again. I'll just leave this here.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

Just had West Ham come in again... and not buy anything.