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[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

Josue ate his pot roast with grapes. Then he put the rice from the pot roast on a deviled egg and ate it.

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

Josue ate the sloppy joe off of the bun. Now he's eating the bun with chips.

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

@taylorjanet_ i can pay you anywhere between 0 and a million dollars every 5 seconds.

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

@taylorjanet_ not exactly how I said it. But it's how I wish I would have said it. Your job now is to make what I say more provocative

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

@lauraisom_ agree to this collaboration. your whole life has led you to this point

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

We made it back. @BTurnerMemphis #raOHtrip2013

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

@JimGaffigan stand-up getting us through this road trip. #rOHdtrip2013

[Blake Freeman @SwifferTalk]

Important stops ONLY till we get home!!! #I-55ordie2013 #rOHdTrip2013

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

Rolling out. Going to miss Ohio #rOHdTrip2013

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

Is this covered under auto or natural disaster? Only need to tell me once cuz I will never forget @Safecoinsurance

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

@can_dance14 how could I forget? Hilary don't bluff. #rOHdTrip2013

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

We're on a roadtrip within a roadtrip. We thought we'd take a road trip while we're on this road trip. #rOHdTrip2013 #rOHdroadtriptrip2013

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

@wga333 I think the Ez-pass is mislabeled. It wasn't "ez" at all. ######## #rOHdTrip2013

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

@Inzunza_Samurai guess you DIDN'T have time for that nap. Hahahahaa I regret nothing. rOHdtrip2013

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

Why do I keep forgetting I'm in northern Ohio? Oh yeah, because it feels like I'm on the sun. rOHdtrip2013

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

@YourChronicle check out 30 Mississippi kids who came to serve in Lorain 27th and Globe

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

@lauraisom_ @taylorjanet_ @O_Sweatt @can_dance14 @JamieNumeroUno use it

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

I tell em to stop but thay cant #rOHdTrip2013

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN IN OHIO PRTY PRTY PRTY 4EVA NEVA DIE #rOHdTrip2013

[chris keeton @cmkeeton]

Which is why I'm at autozone #rOHdTrip2013