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Livin the High Life!

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I think @llcoolj is wearing a replica of Kate middleton's engagement ring on his pinky. #GRAMMYs

[Cyndi! 💌 @314Cyndi]

Step one in my hunt for @eddieizzard in Detroit. Fool proof traps. #HuntingForEddie

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If Garfield could drive, would he hate traffic as much as Mondays? I sure do! #serenitynow #blessed

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I need more karaoke in my life.

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All nighters are no joke.

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Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/s8L6T4hi7F

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http://t.co/1AG2Rye2 Don't tease fat girls; elephants never forget.

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Someone has hacked the business out of my twitter. How do I change my password?

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http://t.co/LGGHSkgr Oh great. I forgot to pack an apple in my lunch and now there's doctors EVERYWHERE.

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Oh witty banter.

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I've been to 6 bars and haven't seen a royal court member since opening ceremonies. WTH? Make me one, I'll party with the people

#tbox2012

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Wire to wire! Let's get rowdy
#tbox2012

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Sometimes it's really hard to tell who's winning when you fight sarcasm with sarcasm. http://t.co/QJkSVj8M

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http://t.co/VWBLrtgp The office supplier gave us some cheap toilet paper and now we've got a real mess on our hands.

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I cut butter with a regular knife and now it won't stop crying like a little bitch. http://t.co/lFJW8WDn

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http://t.co/d27aTg5f When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny.

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http://t.co/wvsvZWzl "Sorry I'm late, but let me explain." -The inventor of the snooze button at the initial presentation

[Justin Verlander @JustinVerlander]

Watch @TIGERS vs @sfgiants #WorldSeries Game3 Saturday, 8pm EST on @MLBonFOX. RT THIS MSG & I'll randomly pick winners to go to games 3 & 4!

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Getting ready to audition for #TPIR

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@ma2watsoou I just texted you.