joji stan account

she/her

[izzy @famefcker]

the worst person you know is always at the concert you couldn’t get tickets to

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Using a Wet Purple Skittle to sign a Legally Binding Document

[Pustinjski skočimiš🫧🪼 @PSkocimis]

Gays complimenting each other:

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

First they came for me. Like, right away. I tried saying "Don't you have some trade unionists or gypsies or something to deal with?", I tried giving them names, but they weren't interested.

[Matthew “Mcgonagle” Tkachuk @mcgonagle88]

*Walking into the office with a fucking massive black eye and hungover as fuck*

Manager: how was the weekend

Me: good pretty chill spent some time with family

[pellucid dreamer @CHRISF0GLE]

Sounds like something a bisexual would say

[josh @joshypooper]

shaving my entire body to write an email

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

I hosted the first ever Pride Event for Boyfriends of Bisexual Women 🏳️‍🌈

[Jean-Moundir @supermegadrivin]

LFI est un parti dangereux qui cherche constamment à diviser la France en mettant d'un côté les racistes et de l'autre côté les gens normaux merci de lire l'article que j'ai écrit à ce sujet sur Franc-Tireur

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

i love that sweet spot of like 8 beers where you get The Photographers Eye

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

pro tip: send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen timing

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

started smoking while drunk again, and there are actually zero negative effects on my life because the alcohol forms a protective layer around my lungs. a lot of people don’t know this

[mar🔻🇵🇸 #rhaenicentsummer @spidercenta]

"so if i'm a scorpio and alicent is a pisces-"

[michael élysée @gibbon_macquart]

🔴 Le festival Solidays et la marche des Fiertés sont annulés en raison des hommes gays qui disent chatte pour parler de leur trou du cul

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

tired of being the only one who is hot and sexy.

[mouffette ☄️ @hibernatusDVD]

Tout ce qui nous arrive c’est une punition divine pour avoir été témoin du lipsync Lolita Banana vs la Big Bertha

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

your friend who doesnt eat enough will always be like "ugh I have such a headache" while they take a sip of some shit called Pure Crank™ and smoke a cigarette

[marie🚩🥖 @marie_camarade]

La pride annulée... tragédie nationale pour les hommes en couple avec des femmes bisexuelles

[turbomander @turbomander]

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