First they came for me. Like, right away. I tried saying "Don't you have some trade unionists or gypsies or something to deal with?", I tried giving them names, but they weren't interested.
*Walking into the office with a fucking massive black eye and hungover as fuck*
Manager: how was the weekend
Me: good pretty chill spent some time with family
LFI est un parti dangereux qui cherche constamment à diviser la France en mettant d'un côté les racistes et de l'autre côté les gens normaux merci de lire l'article que j'ai écrit à ce sujet sur Franc-Tireur
started smoking while drunk again, and there are actually zero negative effects on my life because the alcohol forms a protective layer around my lungs. a lot of people don’t know this
your friend who doesnt eat enough will always be like "ugh I have such a headache" while they take a sip of some shit called Pure Crank™ and smoke a cigarette
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