Crys

maybe. maybe not

[Jon Po @JonNalangPo]

Anong gamit niyo pampaputi ng pwet and inner thighs? Mataba kasi ako when i was younger so it left some marks...

[Zil. @foruyummy]

The victoria beckham contour method

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

HR : Why did you resign without another back-up job lined up?

Please don't say things like :
❌ “I just felt tired.”
❌ “The job bored me.”
❌ “I didn’t like my boss.”

Don’t panic — it’s not a trap question. Stay calm and answer smart, using reflection and maturity.

1. Professional Standards
“I resigned because I reached a point where I could no longer perform at the professional standard I expect of myself due to structural and role-related constraints. Rather than staying disengaged or delivering sub-optimal work, I chose to step away responsibly and create space to seek a role where I can add real value.”

2. Deliberate Career Decision
“It was a conscious and well-considered decision, not an impulsive one. I assessed my financial situation, career direction, and long-term goals, and concluded that taking a short break to realign would lead to a stronger, more focused next step rather than moving hastily into another role.”

3. Accountability and Growth
“I take full responsibility for my career decisions. Leaving without an immediate back-up allowed me time to reflect, upskill, and clearly define the kind of environment where I perform best. That clarity is what brings me confidently into this interview.”

4. Values and Fit
“I believe performance thrives where values, expectations, and working style are aligned. When that alignment is missing, staying can limit both the individual and the organization. I chose to leave respectfully and now pursue opportunities—like this one—where I can commit fully and contribute meaningfully.”

[Crys @cmmontefalcon]

Let's stop this madness, Tala. U deserve better. 🙃

[Crys @cmmontefalcon]

Di na ko muinom mangita nakog uban vice HAHAHAHA

[Crys @cmmontefalcon]

New fear unlocked

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In Thailand, Thanat Thangtewanon was bitten on the testicles by a 12-foot python. He described feeling intense pain as soon as he sat down and discovered the snake when he reached into the toilet.

According to the Mail Online, Thanat said: 'I felt something biting my balls. It was very painful, so I put my hands in the toilet to see what was wrong. I was shocked that I grabbed a snake’.

Thanat then picked up a toilet brush and began viciously beating the snake until it died.

[nextdoormartian @nextdoormartian]

A 7-figure monthly salary would actually fix a lot of my sadness right now.

[Crys @cmmontefalcon]

Resign ta

[Crys @cmmontefalcon]

He's fxxxxxx dead

[Jai Cabajar @jaicabajar]

Omg ambagal ng May

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

#BLACKPINK’s headlining #Coachella set list:

Pink Venom
Kill This Love
How You Like That
Pretty Savage
Kick It
WHISTLE
You & Me (Jennie solo)
FLOWER (Jisoo solo)
Gone + On The Ground (Rosé solo)
MONEY (Lisa solo)
BOOMBAYAH
Lovesick Girls
PLAYING WITH FIRE
Typa Girl
Shut Down
TALLY
DDU-DU DDU-DU
FOREVER YOUNG

[Crys @cmmontefalcon]

@jckbmstn Diba!? Basaha ang webtoon mas maka luya. Hahahahah

[Crys @cmmontefalcon]

@brawie Buang mn ko leiz oyyy abi nako before and after sa rabbit HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Crys @cmmontefalcon]

Jk-Diana. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA tnx

[Crys @cmmontefalcon]

Mag ipon ko para maka attend kog concert next year. 🤞

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[Crys @cmmontefalcon]

@jckbmstn Hoyy tabang hahahahaha