Chris

barking into the void

[Chris @cmnandy]

He’s got a hot dog under there! @ITYSL_memes

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

How USA will play against Belgium now that they have Donald Trump's presidential red card immunity

[Chris @cmnandy]

Yeah man. The people fleeing failed socialist regimes coming to our country are definitely trying to recreate the very thing they escaped…

[CBS News @CBSNews]

President Trump called communism "a mortal threat to American liberty" while speaking at Mount Rushmore on Friday, saying "there is now a resurgence of the communist menace in our land."

He said American identity is "under a renewed attack," and that the rise of Democratic socialism comes "from newcomers to our country who embrace ideas totally opposed to our way of life and our great success."

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

This is NOT how a sitting US Senator should message on the 4th of July.

[Cone Dad @AppStateConeBoy]

This type of immersive broadcast intro could never happen today because it’d require Kirk Herbstreit to shut the fuck up

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I bet this goes hard if you’re fucking stupid

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

*Foghorn Leghorn voice*

I say, I say give me a beat boy and free my soul

[Andrew @railginshot]

Tonight we let the Pig speak

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

Bosnia?

[reilly @RustyGoomba]

Ronald Acuña Jr. on June 2nd 🔍🤔

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[Drew @drubov]

Why yes I would like to see a 14’ gator clean the restroom

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“Where is Vader today?”
“He’s paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.”

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

we do this

[Brett Hollander @BrettHollander]

This is out of Naked Gun or Airplane.

And one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

The internet has been redeemed for a day.

[31stCenturyCombat @faithandheresy]

America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

The woke left simply couldn’t handle Dwight’s stapler being suspended in jello in the year of our lord 2026.

[Probably at DC’s @WhyWeDrinkHere]

Being the world’s most hated team in America’s 5th most popular sport

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

At the America 250th Celebration there should be a slideshow of things we avoided by gaining our independence, and this should be the first photo.