Chase Mobley

if i could be anything in the world it would be a pirate. Lifes short go surfing. god bless todd mobley

[Chase Mobley @cmob751]

California stop moving to Texas we don’t want you here

[Chase Mobley @cmob751]

It’s a hustle so I’ll give you a chance to make an old man tussle and a grave yard dance

[Chase Mobley @cmob751]

@C_Reed2 Or jake

[Duece @C_Reed2]

If the Stros were so good at cheating how come my dude Reddick couldn’t hit

[Chase Mobley @cmob751]

@danawhite that was the biggest bullshit you know who won the fight

[Duece @C_Reed2]

P Terry’s better than Whataburger and that’s facts

[CD @chadbakerbsm]

Oh fuck OFF

[Chase Mobley @cmob751]

@BradPeacock41 great game tonight brad

[Chase Mobley @cmob751]

God bless you and your 9 to 5 but don’t you worry bout me and mine there’s hot supper on the table

[Chase Mobley @cmob751]

I’m your huckleberry

[Chase Mobley @cmob751]

It’s Saturday and ou still su... oh wait

[Chase Mobley @cmob751]

Good saddles ain’t cheap and cheap saddle ain’t good

[Joe Dirt @JOEDlRT]

Rule number one, I'm number one. Ya hear that, I like to kid around. Rule two, the croc's number two.

[Joe Dirt @JOEDlRT]

You like to see homos naked?

[Chase Mobley @cmob751]

Comparison is the thief of joy

[Chase Mobley @cmob751]

Up creek with no anchor but one in the chamber you better spread the message or shoot the beast

[Chase Mobley @cmob751]

Give us our hats excuse me ma’am where’s the door

[Chase Mobley @cmob751]

If you don’t drive a diesel don’t use that fucking pump

[Chase Mobley @cmob751]

Once upon a time in Hollywood is going to be fucking metal