CP

Carbohydrate enthusiast, and La Croix stan. Retweets are not endorsements. Retweets are me saying “Here, look at this”

[CP @cmoney_CP]

@NoContextHumans This is hip ADDuction, idiot

[CP @cmoney_CP]

@barstoolsports This is literally the most New York thing ever

[CP @cmoney_CP]

@IrasReal Kid will lead the democratic party in the future

[CP @cmoney_CP]

@TheBearsBurner Looking down on all of us 🙏🏾

[Bear Bryant’s Burner @TheBearsBurner]

No scandals
No allegations

Just pure hatred for the cow college in west Georgia.

RIP GOAT

[William Galloway @Wm_Galloway]

Messi Kalen DeBoer

🤝

1-0 in Jordan Hare Stadium

[Tony Tsoukalas @Tony_Tsoukalas]

The state of Alabama is now 4-4 in baseball super regionals over the past two years.

Alabama -- 2-0
Troy -- 2-0
Auburn -- 0-4

[CP @cmoney_CP]

@TheeIslanddd @attackdogX The only ass getting stretched is gonna be Karmelo’s. His celly gonna love him

[CP @cmoney_CP]

@KomputerBluez @EricLDaugh “Low IQ”

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

95% of yall on this app today.

[CP @cmoney_CP]

@stoolpresidente Isn’t your coach focused on steaming up boat windows with married pregnant women?

[CP @cmoney_CP]

@NatureUnedited Not gon lie. Bro is mid as hell at diggin

[CP @cmoney_CP]

Y’all remember rooftop Koreans? Man what a time to be alive

[CP @cmoney_CP]

You know I’ve never heard of this Ted Bundy guy that apparently founded @CNN, but RIP mate

[CP @cmoney_CP]

@LibertyCappy Social security

[CP @cmoney_CP]

@LangmanVince More principles with sticks in their rump?

[CP @cmoney_CP]

@HumanityChad Lil homie is draggin a wagon

[CP @cmoney_CP]

Do they still teach long division in school? Bc as a 30 year old man—I’m here to tell you it’s a waste of time if they are

[CP @cmoney_CP]

How come Big X tha Plug aint won a Grammy yet?

[Kenneth Jones @KenJones_Media]

With Nick Saban's draft stats set in stone, it's time to throw one last stray haymaker at the Sooners.

The 🐐 is still a one-man blue blood!