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lol

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What if I die before I get to be 1 out of 2 people in a trench coat pretending to be a much taller person?

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@blockhim2026 Is this fart goes the butt guy?

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[chaosjim @yungfloop]

yeah i got a porn addiction
porn myself a big bowl of cereal

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The diva is the cig

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Finally got my groove back (vaping inside a European restaurant, posting funny Instagram stories) after a tumultuous year

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Like losing a pregnancy at 26 weeks, finding out my husband and I are both carriers of a devastating genetic disease, getting my period 3 times in 6 weeks during IVF AND having to do yard work???? ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

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I have had too traumatic of a year to be doing YARD WORK

[nancy @d0gtired]

Feeling weird from my cookie based diet

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I definitely would have thrown up at studio 54 (positive)

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Breaking news: woman who is generally 5-15 minutes late to things is 5-15 minutes late to a thing and texting to apologize

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My husband who is considering converting to Judaism “I’m going to keep kosher for lent”

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“talk to yourself the way you would talk to a friend” ummm why would i do that? my friends are all perfect beautiful angels & i am god’s least favorite slug

[em @wrsprada]

can’t trust anyone who hates this movie

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@mark_a_valdez @A24 @xandraladee Diva up!!!!

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Would you love me more if I played saxophone?

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[fleetwood jack @imfleetwoodjack]

last summer's Barbie fun and this summer's brat green aesthetic show that the people long for spirit week. simple dressup prompts with low commitment optional roleplay

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Rhode Island in the summer!!!!!!!!