cmon kell

seeking help

[julia @swampful]

how it feels to have a birthday

[Siri Srinivas @pjux]

Banger after banger. She is Twitter's senator.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Never approach wildlife. You don't know what it's been through, and it doesn't know what you've been through. Neither of you needs this.

[Moxi 🩵 @MoxiHeart]

@out_getting_rib We tried our best out here but lot of hick locals thought voting independently was the way to go

[Paul Graham @paulg]

@JDVance 1) End the war
2) Focus on cost of living/inflation
3) Put America First
4) Change our relationship to Israel

These are all the same thing. The cost of living is high because Israel convinced Trump to start a war with Iran, instead of putting America first.

[A @spiciestpage]

🔵💙🇺🇸 CURRENT MOOD

[elise BLEW UP ₊ ⊹ ⚡︎ @yuns_ho]

if you voted independent I’m gonna need a 500 word essay on why you wanted Marsha Blackburn as the next governor of TN on my desk by tomorrow morning

[𝒥𝒶𝓎𝓂𝒾 @calmplications]

Living in Tennessee right now

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

They’re making potholes on purpose so my boobs bounce

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven... a little phrase i just came up with ❤️

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

I love how much Kacey Musgraves is committed to being Latina

[Eren ᱬ @erenfromtargets]

i hate going to people house and the ceiling fan spinning loose asf like bitch is it safe in here?

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

A new tycoon computer game, Zoo Tycoon, is released for Windows and Mac.

[Souvenir @souvenir_music]

“Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger” is the exact same cadence as the opening line from a text I’d get from a congressional candidate asking me for money

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling deeply sentimental about the post-rain sidewalk worms. are we not all creatures looking for comfort. is it not the strongest among us who find that comfort in cloudy days.

[DARLENE MITCHELL @itsdarlenebtw]

You ALL can’t possibly feel like Nicole

[Renee Solana @ReneeSolana]

You know you gotta do laundry when you get into the sexy underwear

[cmon kell @cmonkell]

day 3/3 of a bachelorette trip realizing I didn’t book a return flight home

[cmon kell @cmonkell]

misgendering a dog is always so embarrassing

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Sometimes it feels like I’m the only one still clapping for essential workers at 7 pm every day