Charlie Morgan

NEU '23 | SHHS '18

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

When everyone thinks you are senile, a good strategy is to invoke your hatred of windmills, as there are no famous literary parallels to this

[S @even_steven8tht]

America is such a fascinating place because this man is providing a service that actually materially benefits people, arguably what the government is designed to do, and you will still see articles upon articles trying to convince you he’s actually doing a bad thing.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt today:

“Our nation was founded, almost 250 years ago, on Judeo-Christian values.”

The Treaty of Tripoli. 1797. Signed by Founding Father John Adams. Ratified unanimously by the Senate:

“The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.”

Thomas Jefferson — who wrote the Declaration of Independence — was a deist who literally cut the miracles out of his Bible.

James Madison — the father of the Constitution — explicitly warned against the “diabolical hell conceived principle of persecution” by state religion.

The First Amendment’s opening words:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.”

They put it first.

[Charlie Morgan @cmorg118]

@mlbeuphoria I’m ready to get hurt again

[kerryco @KerryDonovanCO]

I’d like to pay @Ticketmaster zero fees then.
Cool?

[BIG BETA SENSEI🥛 @Chad_Hominem_]

Piping hot Pho transporting micro plastics directly into my bloodstream

[⚢reign @r31gnn]

fifteen milk

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

TB SEA is like an advertisement for drafting Ohio State receivers

[O.W. Root @owroot]

The window seat on a plane is an incredible modern blessing. Imagine our ancestors getting to take in such a view. They would have been stunned, speechless. And yet, some close the shade and do what? My God.

I can't understand those who shut the shade, and shut out the world.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Twelve states have formally adopted resolutions calling for an amendment to the U.S. Constitution to establish term limits for members of Congress.

[Big O @Riverboat_Ross]

The only Big Beautiful Bill I’ll ever care about

[Charlie Morgan @cmorg118]

absolutely brutal

[Charlie Morgan @cmorg118]

@ravi_mangla

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Slavery was legal. Jim Crow was legal. Never limit your sense of morality to America's legal system.

[Jerry Garcia @jerrygarcia]

It began in a neighborhood pizza shop — and grew into something that would span continents, cultures, and generations.

60 years ago today, the newly electrified Warlocks made their public debut at Magoo’s Pizza Parlor in Menlo Park. ⚡️

[Charlie Morgan @cmorg118]

@PicturesFoIder thanks, hate it

[DawZYN @D_SAUC3Y]

"Long live the king" is literally the most un-American thing anyone could ever say.

[Nick Wilson @NickWilsonSays]

Jameis is a different dude but this is maybe the most accurate way I've heard living in Cleveland or NEO described