Christopher Mowder

Writer. SF/F Geek. Kansas enthusiast and #girldad.
#ForeverRoyal #ChiefsKingdom #RockChalk

[Christopher Mowder @cmowder]

I've got a new story out today in @DailySF, my first pro-level sale! It's short, it's weird, it was fun to write. Check it out! And if you like it, please rate and comment!

https://t.co/CcTFkM4NUP

#amwriting #scifi #fantasy #shortfiction #amwritingscifi #amwritingfiction

[Christopher Mowder @cmowder]

@TheAugustPapers If you see this message, I'd love to connect! I'm starting a project and would need your assistance. Please message me! Thank you.

[Christopher Mowder @cmowder]

@TheRustyQuill Don't know who ordered this commission, but it made me chuckle.

[Christopher Mowder @cmowder]

Crazy NFL Stat #2:

There are only 2 active QBs to start multiple Superbowls:

Patrick Mahomes (4)
Russel Wilson (2)

No other QBs in the entire league have even been to the Superbowl more than once. Another testament to just how difficult it is to get there, let alone win.

[Christopher Mowder @cmowder]

This #NFL stat is crazy:

In the last 50 years, 26 starting QBs have lost in their Superbowl debut. How many eventually went on to win the big game?

1.
(John Elway)

Will one of the top tier QBs of the last few years (Hurts, Burrow, Goff, Purdy, etc) be the 2nd?

[Christopher Mowder @cmowder]

All the 💙 Hoz. One of my all-time favorite Royals players. Congrats!

[Christopher Mowder @cmowder]

@Farzin21 Haven't needed him in the playoffs yet. Why risk it? The formula is Kelce-Rice-Pacheco, that plus a Spags D is gonna get us back to back. I don't need some attempt at a Toney redemption arc ending up as a pick-6.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Here are some of our favorite collective names for animals:

a murder of crows
a tuxedo of penguins
a bask of crocodiles
a destruction of cats
a tower of giraffes
a parliament of owls
a cackle of hyenas
a smack of jellyfish
an ambush of tigers
a wisdom of wombats

[Michael Irving @MikeIrvo]

The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mahomes rolling up to the Super Bowl

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

San Francisco and Kansas City playing for a championship.

One of the teams hasn't won a title in exactly 29 years.

The other team is one win away from its third title in five years, cementing itself as a dynasty.

But enough about the 2014 World Series.

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Tony Romo: “Oppenheimer was great but does it match the majesty of Interstellar? The intrigue of Inception? YEAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON’T KNOW JIM!!!”

Jim Nantz: “Jackson to the left for 4. 2nd down.”

[Bobby Stroupe @bobbystroupe]

You are what you repeatedly DO.
💪🦿 @PatrickMahomes

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

#ChiefsKingdom

[The 33rd Team @The33rdTeamFB]

@PatrickMahomes Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce showing up to Vegas

[Christopher Mowder @cmowder]

This is the tightest flak we've ever caught. If we're Vader, I am ALL FOR IT.

#ChiefsKingdom, let's build an Empire!

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The AFC Championship…

[Christopher Mowder @cmowder]

@MahomeSZN With Mahomes, Andy Reid, Kelce, and our defense being outstanding, I think Chiefs fans overlook how good Harrison Butker is. He is #2 in ALL TIME field goal % behind only Justin Tucker. If injury hadn't derailed him last season, he might be the best ever.

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Billy Madison after 6 beers:

[socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx]

All I’m saying T is if they’re gonna nominate Barbie for Best Picture they probably shoulda nominated some of them broads that was involved.

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

There’s no fucking way that “we’re having a serious problem” in Dutch is just: “we hebben een serieus probleem”